Ruminations
So I know it sucks when someone breaks up with you, but please stop posting how devastated you are all over Facebook just so you can get people to feel sorry for you with the ulterior motive of making the person who broke up with you feel so badly that they decide to get back together with you. Facebook is a social networking site, not group therapy.
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So yesterday, I bought a sandwich for dinner. I was a good girl and only ate half so as not only to save calories but also to be thrifty and have the other half for dinner today since I'm not able to go home for dinner after work. Then I realized on my way into work this morning that today is Friday, it's Lent, I'm Catholic, and the sandwich was loaded with...ham.
I work at a theatre company, and I'm standing next to our ushers for the evening, both of whom are old enough to be my grandmother. They're talking about a friend of theirs who got an unexpected late night visit. One of them says, "It's a good thing she doesn't sleep in the nude like I sometimes do." Not a pretty mental image now, is it?
So, my boss left the office early today. Can someone please remind me why I'm still here pretending to do work???
The word is supposEDly, people. Not "supposably."
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