Ruminations
Great nights are hard to follow up with good nights, because your stomach is just not into it.
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If I'm having a test the next class time, and the professor has already gone onto the next chapter, you can guarantee I have zoned out banking on the fact that he will cover it again after the test.
Why when Bambi's Dad gets killed by the Hunter its a traumatic, horrible event, however in the "Lion King" the killing of dear and other animals is just "the circle of life" and its OK? Why are humans seen as the bad guy?
The "fortunes" in fortune cookies are just getting lazy.
The greatest pickup line ever is "So what are you drinking tonight?" quickly followed with "Nice can I have some?" and finally "Try some of mine". They don't always work, but if shes drunk enough, instant conversation.
I wish life was like a movie where a big event will eventually lead you to your true love. It would be so much easier than the current way of finding them.
Will "Ugly Betty" ever lose the braces? Its been like 4 years already her teeth are fine!
Nothing is more annoying than not being able to think of a specific word. When you are typing a paper and you stop dead in the middle of a sentence because only that one word will do. You know what it is, but its just one syllable from your mouth. Then it hits you. Its like that first drink of beer after work, so damn refreshing.
Nothing from Burger King or McDonald's should take more than 5 minutes because, lets face it, its all frozen then deep fried. So I think that if it takes more than 10 minutes for me to get my food its free.
Nothing is better then one liners at the end of action movies.
What happened to Hot Wheels? when i was young they'd give you a long track and you could build it however you want. Now it has set pieces and tracks that are tiny with no room to experimentation. It doesn't even seem fun anymore.
I always catch the end of that show on MTV even though its played two times a day everyday until the next episode.
Even if its an ugly person you catch checking you out, it still makes you feel like a bad ass for a couple of seconds. Then it makes you question everything about yourself you thought you knew.
Is a decently wrapped burrito too much to ask for?
Does anyone else wonder where they get the girls with the really long hair to do those Herbal Essences commercials?
Drinking is a lot like working out. In both the more you do it the better you are at it and the longer you can go, your are tired after your done, you feel good while you do it, it gives you confidence, and the next day you feel like shit if you did it for too long.
Adding "ful" to great turns it into "grateful", making me spell it wrong every time, and always brings up the question "Why move the 'e'?"
Why in movies do people live in cursed towns. After the first people die and everybody knows whats going on wouldn't they all just leave?
There is no 15 minutes longer then when you're waiting for food in the oven.
A very small part of me still wants Santa to be real.
Without fail no matter how much my family complains about the holidays that once presents are passed out or guests come all the worries go away and they forget about what they were complaining about and the rest of the day holds none of their complaints so I look at them as if they are crazy at the end of the day cause I had a great time no matter what.
One ping pong ball has so much potential but still seems as a huge disappointment.
In a guys world all passing conversations would be reduced to "'sup?" It runs the gamut of "Hey. How are you? I'm doing ok. Yea I'll see you later, bye."
The Detroit Lions are the stupid kid in gym class that gets picked last and always targeted first in dodge ball. You should feel bad for beating up on them, but you don't want to be labeled as a loser for helping him out.
Driving skills translate into everyday life. Like in the grocery store when pushing a cart, you can always tell when someone is not paying attention to the world around them and will cut you off, then look at you like you fucked up. No I didn't, your the self obsessed retard that doesn't realize other people live in the world.
I love being at the level of laziness where when I write the wrong letter or number i just write the correct one over it. So when i read over it again it looks like a 2 (over an 1) with a really straight right side, or an really long n(over an m).
When did the start of the Christmas season for businesses start after Halloween instead of Thanksgiving. and of course all the Christmas freaks are boisterous about it, so the companies think its ok. Here's a message from normal people: Christmas is great, but i don't want to be sick of it a month before Christmas just the standard week, thanks.
When did "Sharpie" get a monopoly on permanent markers?
When did minivans get a bad rap? They might not look that cool, but they can carry a lot of people, always have decent speaker systems, can actually have decent pickup, not too bad on gas, and in the end almost any crash a minivan gets into its going to win unless its going up against a truck or a big SUV which wont be to often. And what fells better than beating a guy who has some "fast, nice car" off the line at a red lights?
Why is it whenever you drive on the highway, or at some higher speed then 45mph, that whenever someone passes you your first thought is "this guy wants to race" and then your second is "he is so going down."
When did Solo get a monopoly on plastic cups?
Ever been in a hotel with other people who stay up a little later than you? Its not like its that much later, but enough, but you don't wanna look like a loser and ask them to fall asleep? So you suck it up, stay up an hour later, and feel tired as hell the next day, and of course you say it'll never happen again, even though it's the next day, same two roommates, tired as hell and ruminating on the whole thing.
I'm always 10 minutes early or 3 minutes late. Its hard as shit to find the medium where I'm 1 minute early and not checking my Facebook for the hundredth time of the day, or running out of my room holding my shoes in my hand.
