Ruminations
The day I understand how Aquafresh makes the toothpaste come out in that perfect tri-colour way every single time, is the day I win the nobel prize.
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This week there is a Climate Summit in Copenhagen, and there are protesters all around! But dear protesters, what the fuck are you protesting against? Is it the climate? Summits? Copenhagen in general?? I don't get it!
Everytime I fly, I can't help wondering... If my plane crashes with a million miles/hour, from 30.000 feet... Will the seat belt really help anything?
How come, that when you arrive somewhere absolutly soaked, the first question you get will ALWAYS be: "Oh is it raining?"... No you dumb fuck, I chose to walk here through the sewers.
"If you break it, you bought it!" I most certainly did not. I broke it. Then ran.
Kathyyy