Ruminations
Have you noticed that people now call VCRs "VHS players"?
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Boxing Day: also known as the day you watch all the DVDs you got for Christmas.
I say the Simpsons is my favorite show, but I haven't actually watched a new episode in years.
I can't stand when singers say "Hugh" instead of "you".
I feel ripped off when they show T.V. commercials at the theatre. Hurry up with the damn trailers!
How do flies always get stuck inside of fluorescent lights?
The one and only downside to ice cream cake is that you can't take the leftovers to work for lunch.
Sorry, you're not allowed to "like" your own facebook status.
Why do the other girls on Sex and the City even hang out with Charlotte? She's so lame.
Stomach, please don't wake me up with your growling at 6 am when I'm planning to sleep in.
If someone has more than 500 pictures tagged of them on Facebook, it's not worth the effort to stalk them.
I saw an infomercial today for a back pain relieving machine. They actually said that instead of paying 200 dollars for the system, they were offering it for 5 easy payments of 39.95. How moronic do they think I am?
I always expect actors to pull out cell phones in movies, even when it takes place before they were invented.
There are never enough raisins in Raisin Bran.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't single, but then I remember that my cousin's boyfriend looks like Dudley Dursley and I know that it could be worse.
I put my watch 5 minutes ahead so that I'm not late for work and school. But whenever I have to get ready to go I remember that my watch is early and end up leaving at the usual time. Somehow, though, I never remember that I've done that when I think my TV show is starting, and then I have to sit through 5 minutes of commercials.
Does anyone else remember a time when it was okay to know all the words to Celine Dion's "That's the Way It Is"? Anybody?
