Ruminations
You know, if the world actually ends in 2012, the producers of that movie are going to feel like real assholes.
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Girls who say that they are great at giving head rarely are. Conversely, girls who say they aren't very good are incredible because they are always willing to go the extra mile, or in this case, inch.
Somehow I don't think the Chia Obama is a symbol of peace, hope and unity.
It's all fun and games until you hook up with a girl who used to stalk you.
I never really understood professional power walking. Do they understand they could just run and they would look much less awkward and get there much faster? It`s like if everyone at the tour de france put training wheels on their bikes.
The other night I was talking to this girl who seemed really into me, until she asked me what I wanted to do after college and I responded "become rich enough to swim around in a huge underground vault filled with coins like Scrooge Mcduck." Apparently she wasn't a Ducktales fan.
Spain is a terrible place to study abroad if you are a borderline alcoholic. A liter of wine is cheaper than this bottle of water?...I'll take three. This six pack of beer cost less than this tiny box of milk?...lets see how it tastes on cereal.
