Ruminations
I miss waking up with a pillowcase full of candy, instead of a massive headache and embarrassing Facebook photos.
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Everyone thinks that they're awesome at air hockey.
Does anyone actually put there car A/C right in between hot and cold? Why would people want regular temperature air blowing in their face?
The future will suck if Google ever releases a Google Earth Video.
I hate how every other person you meet claims to have O.C.D. and A.D.D. just because they are strange and need attention.
Regardless of Obama or Kobe's IQ, there is no chance of me taking unnecessary tests.
Is there anyone with a laptop who is actually satisfied with their internet connection?
I am convinced I am the best at fast forwarding through the commercials on my DVR, and I get infuriated when someone else goes just a little bit too far into the show.
I am a huge fan of hockey..... on SportsCenter that is.
It would be more useful to have the Periodic Table of Elements stuck in my head rather than the dramatically repeating "Badger" and "Mushroom".
I think Aaron Karo raised the bar when he changed the 13% rumination rejection rate to a staggering 15%.
Choosing MySpace or Facebook are similar to McCain or Obama; You are persuaded based on your friends choice(political party), but ultimately choose one over the other to avoid an annoying ex-girlfriend(Sarah Palin).
Why do I rigorously click the end button on my phone at least 6 times after every call I make?
mipanda