So they have Happy Mother's Day cards from the cat and dog now. My pets are my kids, but if I got a card from my dog I'd be like, "Thanks, Scooter, but how the fuck did you manage to get out of the house, steal my wallet and car, drive yourself to walmart, read the cards until you found the one that is from the dog, use the right debit card and forge my signature, sign the card, put it in the envelope and seal it? You must be a genius. THAT'S A GOOD BOY!"