samboo
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Username: samboo
Profile Link: http://www.ruminations.com/samboo
Gender: Chick
Hometown: nyc

About Me: I laugh loudly.

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I still hold the sleeves of my shirt when putting on my coat.

 
 
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I am looking forward to a world where there is wireless internet everywhere.

 
 
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I don't buy cds very often anymore, but whenever I do, I am amazed by the fact that I can't, for the life of me, open the damn thing.

 
 
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My theory on rappers: if I don't hear anything new from you in 3 or more years, I am going to assume you have been shot.

 
 
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If you say, "I'm not trying to be mean, but..." you are going to say something really mean.

 
 
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I get unreasonably angry whenever my internet goes down. What did we do before the internet?

 
 
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Since the advent of facebook, I no longer need to call my friends. I know all of the latest gossip, I know what they are doing at that moment, I know who's hooking up with who, and I know where all the parties are. Sweet.

 
 
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You know that one girl in the theaters that screams loudly at all the scary parts? Yeah, that's me.

 
 
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It makes me very nervous when I see someone pushing an empty baby stroller. Where is your child?

 
 
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It's like people forget how to drive when they come to a four-way stop.

 
 
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Am I the only female who couldn't stand Sex and the City?

 
 
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I gave this guy my number Friday night. He has since then called me five times. Is there any way I can take it back?

 
 
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Have you ever dreamed you had sex with someone you didn't know you wanted to have sex with?

 
 
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When I introduced my friend to this site, he said, "Maybe you can give me something less addictive tomorrow, like crack."

 
 
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What is it that is so difficult about the new facebook?

 
 
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I hate the one missing sock you have when you are done doing laundry.

 
 
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I hate it when I wake up 5 minutes before my alarm clock. The only thing I can think is why couldn't I have slept for 5 more minutes?

 
 
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Why do people feel the need to update their facebook status with the most inane comments?