You know you’re having a real shitty day when not only is the day dragging, but you're fucking starving over an hour ahead of the time when you normally have lunch.
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I didn't get to eat until 2 yesterday. And I really like to eat. Miserable.
Posted by: SlightlyFlustered
257 days ago
i get postal angry over food. it can get scary.
Posted by: diggity
257 days ago
Me too. It's called being "hangry."
Posted by: LoveFoodForever
255 days ago
-All it took was a three-word text message and I knew it was on. My buddy Chi is getting married later this year and the text from his brother Danny simply read: “vegas or coachella?” And with that, the planning for Chi’s bachelor party had begun. Bachelor parties are an odd phenomenon, perpetuating the tradition that the sacred bonds of holy matrimony be preceded by 48 hours of drunken mayhem and utter debauchery. But while a strip club isn’t the type of place that I’d want to spend my final nights as a single guy, I do understand its appeal. Only once a man is paying topless women to cavort on poles can he truly be in a position to fathom the magnitude of his impending nuptials. Enjoy the lap dance, my friend. That’s the most action you’ll be getting for a long time.
-The husband of a friend of mine had his bachelor party in one night – on a Wednesday. I guess no one had the heart to tell him he was doing it wrong. That was one of the few times I’ve been truly happy to see a guy get married – that chump needed be removed from the single male population immediately before he gave the rest of us a bad name.
-Personally, I’m not that big into strip clubs. It’s a lot less enjoyable than you would think to get a lap dance from someone who is dead inside. Plus those places are so dirty. Washing my hands in the restroom actually makes me want to wash my hands again.
-There’s always that one stripper at the club who’s really good at pole dancing. She’s upside down, balancing with just her legs, and generally showing off. I always think to myself, wow, that’s really impressive. That must have taken a lot of practice. But wouldn’t that time have been better spent, I don’t know, trying not to be a stripper?
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