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Last night when I was very drunk, I fell into the toilet because I didn't notice that the seat wasn't down. Ladies, I now feel your pain and I'm sorry for never putting the seat down.
 

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Posted by: bethgoldstein bethgoldstein 428 days ago


I don't know who you are or anything about you, but I'd date you just for this rumination.
Posted by: lomesir22 lomesir22 427 days ago


I think I'm in love
Posted by: DanIsAGirlsNameToo DanIsAGirlsNameToo 427 days ago


this rumi, plus the new profile pic make me worry
Posted by: randyfitz randyfitz 425 days ago


ok, i was asked to sing backup vocals for a band and all the other singers were girls but they needed a guy's voice and we thought all the backup singers should be girls so i dressed in drag for the show. gimme a break...it was hilarious.
Posted by: moozgit moozgit 425 days ago


awesome!
Posted by: randyfitz randyfitz 425 days ago


it's true. it was hysterical.
Posted by: sashasweety sashasweety 415 days ago


Traitor. I hereby revoke your man-license.
Posted by: Avatar DutchBob 423 days ago


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