-Rush has just drawn to a close here at Penn and thank God!  If I have to spend one more night hanging out with a bunch of guys and no girls except a couple of skanky strippers, I think I’ll go crazy!

-Girl’s Rush is the most ridiculous thing of all, with all these nametags and scantron sheets where you have to bubble your choices in.  So basically if you forgot a number two pencil that day, you get cut – how dumb is that?

-I think you can sum up Greek life this way: sororities are a bunch of girls who hate each other, organized to travel in herds and fight over frat boys.  Fraternities are a bunch of guys who love each other, organized to get wasted faster and cheaper and hook up with sorority girls. 

-And the weirdest shit happens during Rush.  Last week, ZBT made our annual trip to Atlantic City.  One rush freaked out and decided he needed to go home two hours early.  So he hops in a cab at the hotel and starts to make his way back to Philly.  Halfway there, the rush tells the cabby that he needs to stop at an ATM when they get there so he can take out more money.  So the cabby pulls over to the side of the highway and throws the kid out!  So now he is trying to hail a cab on the side of the expressway and ends up getting picked up by a state trooper who takes him back to Atlantic City, but not before giving him a ticket for hitchhiking.  Who the hell gets a ticket for hitchhiking?  Only during Rush!  Plus we had one kid swallow the coin during a game of quarters.  Where do we find these guys?