Do you ever get the feeling that when an eye doctor asks you "Which is better?" that he is just messing with you?
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Hell yeah. They both look like shit to me.
Posted by: SlightlyFlustered
469 days ago
He said he was just "checking for consistency"
Posted by: jon7187
469 days ago
EVERY time! and every once in awhile I'm like "um, I think they're the same" and I really want to add "... you ass!" to the end of that statement. Cause honestly, I'd fuck with people if I had that job.
Posted by: Dani2897
469 days ago
I would hate to date one of them. Before we go out she would be like whats better.... this .... or this....
Posted by: jon7187
469 days ago
Hahaha- oh, god... relationship over!
Posted by: Dani2897
469 days ago
-This year, I spent more time on the phone with technical support than I did on the phone with my mom. No one benefits from this – not me, not the support reps I become surly with after about 90 seconds, and certainly not my mom. The fact is, our generation is more dependent on technology than ever before. I’m beholden to anything with a computer chip – be it a laptop, cell phone, or DVR that always cuts off the end of Grey’s Anatomy. While my dad thinks an email address and a URL are the same thing, and can’t copy and paste without using the mouse, I think meeting a girl in person and on Facebook are the same thing, and can’t travel more than two blocks without consulting Google Maps. So although it’s unclear who benefits from all this new technology, one thing’s for certain: today’s twentysomethings are connected at the chip.
-In February, I did something I never thought I’d do: I switched to a Mac. For me, this was the technological equivalent of becoming a Red Sox fan, but after doing the research I felt it was the best move. My new computer looks totally gourmet, but, nine months later, I wish I felt more euphoric about the switch. It’s kind of like dating a really hot girl that you don’t have strong feelings for. You want to love her, but in the end you’ll just settle for your friends being impressed when they see you together.
-I have a Google Alert set up for my name so that if anyone writes an article about me, I get an email about it. The only problem is, there’s an Armenian ultimate fighter named Karo “The Heat” Parisyan, and Google sometimes gets us confused. I’ll think I’m clicking on an article about one of my books, and it’ll turn out to be about a mixed martial arts tournament. Sometimes I wonder if the other Karo experiences the same problem, but I have a feeling he’s too busy kicking ass to configure Google Alerts.
-The best part about DVR is trying to fast forward exactly when the show is about to go to commercial, and hitting play exactly when it comes back. We all know when our favorite shows are about to go to break – we can tell by the music and camerawork; our pupils dilate and blood rushes to our trigger finger. We also sense when the commercials are about to be over – usually because there’s a promo for the local newscast or the show “Bones” (neither of which I’ve ever heard of anyone ever watching).
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