-These days, girls in bars shoot down every guy right away – like they’re sitting really close to the screen and playing Duck Hunt.  This has made the already elusive one-night stand even more difficult to pull off.  Some may applaud this, as one-night stands have traditionally been stigmatized as inappropriate sexual behavior.  Of course, this hasn’t discouraged most twentysomethings, who’ll gladly take an inebriated, emotionless encounter any time they can get it.  As a guy who travels a lot, drinks a lot, and is single, I’ve had my fair share of one-night stands.  And I can tell you, that when done right (and with protection), there is nothing for the guy or girl to be ashamed about.  So when last call arrives and you’re looking for a relationship no longer than one night, it’s time to stand and deliver.
 
-The top three reasons why going home with a random chick can get awkward are: 1) you forget her name (I just try never to say it out loud); 2) you start to sober up (generally not a problem for me); and 3) you’re hooking up in complete silence.  That’s why I always keep an appropriate playlist set at Shuffle and Repeat All.  Jack Johnson and John Legend are the most-played artists in my iTunes – and I’ve never listened to either of them alone, clothed, or sober.

-I’ve found that girls who don’t have a lot of female friends tend to be wilder in bed.  I believe this is because girls tell their friends all the gritty details the day after they get laid – and their friends (admittedly or not) subsequently pass judgment on them.  But girls without female friends are less inhibited about one-night stands because they don’t have to worry about being judged by their peers.  These girls answer to a higher authority.  Sort of like the Hebrew National of hook-ups.  

-I never understood why girls are always so self-conscious about getting dressed the morning after a one-night stand.  We’ve been naked hooking up all night and now you’re so adamant about not letting me see your breasts again that you’re desperately trying to wiggle your bra back on without taking your shirt off first?  And it’s such a struggle, too.  I’ve watched chicks almost dislocate their own shoulders like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon.