The worst feeling in the world is when you know, without a doubt, you are going to puke.
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This is why I can't watch Jersey Shore.
Posted by: dustinyo
37 days ago
Hahahah - bacon kissed!
Posted by: GeneralsBitch
37 days ago
I can't watch it because I don't understand the accents-I am from the south and they talk waaaay too fast.
Posted by: rainskb
37 days ago
I had that feeling today. And it wasn't good.
Posted by: Ruby77
37 days ago
Early morning formation runs with the battalion...around the 4 mile mark, usually. I'll feel an ungodly heat in my stomach, and it's all downhill from there. :(
Posted by: lomesir22
37 days ago
I hate the inevitability of it. Do you take a few deep breaths and swallow hard??Or just bend over and get it over with? I usually just get it over with...for sure if it is alcohol related....
Posted by: rainskb
37 days ago
I avoid falling out of formation as much as possible, so until my stomach is cramping so hard I am physically unable to run, I stay in. My main method of fighting nausea is focusing on the person in front of me, especially the way they move up and down. It sounds like it would cause more nausea, but the repetitive motion is hypnotic. Other times I sing to myself. Sometimes I silently repeat the Soldier's Creed to myself in the hopes that I'll hooah the vomit away (this has a 50/50 chance of working).
Posted by: lomesir22
37 days ago
Sometimes it can be a good thing ... get out what ails you. Then again, no. Scratch that.
Posted by: Melsh13
37 days ago
For me, my spit starts running like crazy, and tastes like steel.. then it's downhill from there.
Posted by: beenjammin
36 days ago
The best part of this post is that I've seen a lot of rumi's that start with "there's nothing worse than" or "the worst feeling is". In this case, knowing that you're definitely about to puke actually is the worst feeling in the world. Props for nailing the phrase!
Posted by: maxpowers
36 days ago
why, thank you maxpowers!
Posted by: rainskb
36 days ago
My pleasure. Quality rumi.
Posted by: maxpowers
36 days ago
I prefer that feeling over the sickly/questionable phase about 15-30 minutes prior.
Posted by: theabevigoda
36 days ago
no.... the worst feeling in the world is when you know you both need to puke and poop. its like "thanks, body."
Posted by: BjorkBjorn
33 days ago
I hate trying to decide-shit on the floor or puke on the floor. I would much rather clean up puke that shit.
Posted by: rainskb
33 days ago
-In my last column, I wrote that I have been single (and loving it) for almost three years, but recently felt it was time to settle down with a girlfriend. An unintended consequence of this revelation was the onslaught of emails I received from potential suitors. While I would rarely if ever date someone who I met solely via email, the experience of having so many single and willing women thrust before me has made me doubt my initial inclination. Perhaps being single in New York isn’t so bad! Then again, having a stable partner-in-crime doesn’t sound uninviting either. The girlfriend vs. single debate is as old as man (or in my case, frat boy) itself. Pondering this question has left me vexed, confused, and exhausted. To settle down or saddle up – that is the ultimate question, that is the bind of the harried man.
-Here’s one argument for settling down. A few weeks ago, I went out and got drunker than a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I met a cute brunette and at the end of the night we went back to my apartment. As things were getting hot and heavy, she remarked that she thought my bedroom looked familiar. I said that I thought that she herself looked familiar. Then we both realized it. We had actually gotten together over a year ago, but both of us were too drunk to remember it. That’s right, folks. I’m hooking up in reruns.
-Here’s an argument for playing the field. I never want to be that guy who brings his girlfriend to the Super Bowl like my buddy did. That is like the ultimate man-sin. I had to spend most of the first half fielding inane questions from this chick like, “Um, is the punt returner on offense or defense?” Darling, it’s called special teams, now will you please get out of the way of the TV! To make matters worse, my buddy bought his girlfriend boxes in our pool. Of course she won the first three quarters. When the Bucs scored that meaningless touchdown with two seconds left, preventing her from winning all the money, it was the most exciting moment of the entire day.
-Fortunately, I have a large support network of good guy friends to offer advice when I run into girl trouble. Unfortunately, I’m starting to think their advice might not be too helpful after all. One of my buddies is twenty-nine, which to me, as a twenty-three-year-old, is old and wise. He usually pushes the relationship side of the argument. He believes that the stability and security of a girlfriend far outweighs the debauchery of the single life. Then I found out that he’s been engaged twice but never married. That’s just great, I’m getting dating advice from a fool who’s got more rings than Warren Sapp!
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