The worst feeling in the world is when you know, without a doubt, you are going to puke.
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This is why I can't watch Jersey Shore.
Posted by: dustinyo
207 days ago
Hahahah - bacon kissed!
Posted by: GeneralsBitch
207 days ago
I can't watch it because I don't understand the accents-I am from the south and they talk waaaay too fast.
Posted by: rainskb
207 days ago
I had that feeling today. And it wasn't good.
Posted by: Ruby77
207 days ago
Early morning formation runs with the battalion...around the 4 mile mark, usually. I'll feel an ungodly heat in my stomach, and it's all downhill from there. :(
Posted by: lomesir22
207 days ago
I hate the inevitability of it. Do you take a few deep breaths and swallow hard??Or just bend over and get it over with? I usually just get it over with...for sure if it is alcohol related....
Posted by: rainskb
207 days ago
I avoid falling out of formation as much as possible, so until my stomach is cramping so hard I am physically unable to run, I stay in. My main method of fighting nausea is focusing on the person in front of me, especially the way they move up and down. It sounds like it would cause more nausea, but the repetitive motion is hypnotic. Other times I sing to myself. Sometimes I silently repeat the Soldier's Creed to myself in the hopes that I'll hooah the vomit away (this has a 50/50 chance of working).
Posted by: lomesir22
207 days ago
Sometimes it can be a good thing ... get out what ails you. Then again, no. Scratch that.
Posted by: Melsh13
207 days ago
For me, my spit starts running like crazy, and tastes like steel.. then it's downhill from there.
Posted by: beenjammin
206 days ago
The best part of this post is that I've seen a lot of rumi's that start with "there's nothing worse than" or "the worst feeling is". In this case, knowing that you're definitely about to puke actually is the worst feeling in the world. Props for nailing the phrase!
Posted by: maxpowers
206 days ago
why, thank you maxpowers!
Posted by: rainskb
206 days ago
My pleasure. Quality rumi.
Posted by: maxpowers
206 days ago
I prefer that feeling over the sickly/questionable phase about 15-30 minutes prior.
Posted by: theabevigoda
206 days ago
no.... the worst feeling in the world is when you know you both need to puke and poop. its like "thanks, body."
Posted by: BjorkBjorn
203 days ago
I hate trying to decide-shit on the floor or puke on the floor. I would much rather clean up puke that shit.
Posted by: rainskb
202 days ago
-When my single buddy Jeff returned home from a wedding last week, I asked him if he had any more coming up. He said no. “This summer?” I asked. “No,” he clarified. “No more weddings at all. Literally everyone I know is married.” Because Jeff is three years older than me, it struck me that I will soon meet the same fate. After all, it was 2006 when I first described the growing rift between people who are already married or about to tie the knot (“the Haves”), and those of us who are too emotionally insecure and sexually adventurous to even consider settling down (“the Have-Knots”). Since I hit my thirties, the conflict has only grown. Have-Knots are a dying breed. Our habitat – the singles table – is being wiped out. Our only hope is to recruit a new generation of forward-thinking, unattached individuals (after trying to sleep with them first, of course).
-I feel like my recently married female friends are suddenly supportive of my lascivious ways. The reason, I’m convinced, is that women don’t want other women to be happy. If I’m sleeping around and being a dick, I represent one less prospect – and my married girl friends can bask in the knowledge that they got hitched when the going was good. It’s so depraved I’m actually a little impressed.
-Two of my best friends, Chi and Cat, are getting married next month. Chi sent an email to the wedding party, informing the guys we would be wearing tan suits. No one has a fucking tan suit or wants to buy or rent one, and so a flurry of hateful reply-to-alls ensued. Chi eventually acquiesced and is now allowing us to wear black suits instead. It was the first successful Groomsmen Rebellion in recorded wedding history.
-Last year, one of my fraternity brothers called me the week his wedding invitations went out to inform me I would not be getting one. He was actually doing it out of courtesy and not to be a dick, and I took it as such. Plus, it was the best news I’d heard all day, since I saved so much money by not going to his wedding. Basically, my buddy wrote me a check for $500 and then said he was sorry about it. No need to apologize, my man.
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