I absolutely hate it when you put a quote on FaceBook and there is always that one person that doesn't quite get the joke and takes it as a legitimate concern."No, Mom, there really isn't a tiger in my bathroom. It's from a mov...nevermind."
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Haha if I used that quote, mom would be all over my shit. "How could you possibly know that?!"
Posted by: cocoabro700
207 days ago
Haha! I hear you. I hated it when mine discovered social networking. She adds all my friends and shits all over brilliant status messages.
Posted by: cocoabro700
207 days ago
gotta love the hangover
Posted by: oxanitaaa
207 days ago
I used a quote from a movie (The Ugly Truth?) about how personal growth for men ends with potty training, and my mother and 75-year-old aunt had a massive conversation in my comments about how "the honeymoon is over" with my husband and "haha, newlyweds are always learning" and blah blah blah. After about 20 entries over the course of the day, I had to set them straight and tell them to post on their own walls if they are amused.
Posted by: MrsChevy104
206 days ago
75 year old aunt on FB? Haha that's awesome. Gotta love the family posts.
Posted by: cocoabro700
206 days ago
This is so not restricted to mother/aunts! I had a status about being "mind-bottled" (Blades of Glory) and some doucher decided to comment "umm, I think you mean mind-boggled..." Umm, I think I haven't spoken to you since the 11th grade and you need to not comment correct me when you miss the joke.
Posted by: DanIsAGirlsNameToo
206 days ago
Mothers have ruined facebook.
Posted by: reneewvu
206 days ago
haha they really have.
Posted by: cocoabro700
206 days ago
-During the first few weeks that a guy starts seeing a girl, or the first few weeks after a guy and girl break up, if you ask the guy if he thinks the girl is hooking up with anyone else, he’ll always say, “No.” It may be completely incorrect, but in our minds, we cannot fathom the possibility that a girl has other romantic interests besides us. A guy could be invited to his ex-girlfriend’s wedding, watch her exchange vows with her fiance, and turn to his buddy and say, “Dude, she’s totally still into me.”
-Nothing defines the difference between men and women more than our relationships with members of the same sex. A woman moved in across from a girl friend of mine and my friend tells me, “Oh I hate my new neighbor, she’s so thin and cute.” Can you imagine if a guy moved in next door to me, and my roommate Brian was like, “I totally hate our new neighbor,” and I was like, “I know, his hair is so perfect!”
-Girls carry umbrellas around all day long in their gigantic purses. Guys refuse to leave the house with an umbrella no matter what the circumstances: “It looks like it’s about to rain.” “Oh, it will clear up.” “But the weather report says it’s going to thunderstorm.” “Come on, they’re always wrong.” “It’s pouring right now.” “I’ll take my chances.”
-I was on my way to the drugstore the other day when Girlfriend called and asked me to pick up some feminine products and other shit for her. As I warily made my way through the skin care aisle, I could not believe how many ointments and gels they make just so girls will look better than their next-door neighbor. I actually saw something called de-ageifying lotion. I don’t even think that’s a word!
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