I absolutely hate it when you put a quote on FaceBook and there is always that one person that doesn't quite get the joke and takes it as a legitimate concern."No, Mom, there really isn't a tiger in my bathroom. It's from a mov...nevermind."
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hahaha my mom thought i was dead serious when i said tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon in my status. this rumi hit really close to home!! haha
Posted by: udeljax
37 days ago
Haha if I used that quote, mom would be all over my shit. "How could you possibly know that?!"
Posted by: cocoabro700
37 days ago
mine said "really? i had no idea". i had to tell her outside of fb that if she doesn't understand my status it's because it's a quote from always sunny in philadelphia or from a movie she hasnt seen. she was ruining my statuses!!!
Posted by: udeljax
37 days ago
Haha! I hear you. I hated it when mine discovered social networking. She adds all my friends and shits all over brilliant status messages.
Posted by: cocoabro700
37 days ago
gotta love the hangover
Posted by: oxanitaaa
36 days ago
I used a quote from a movie (The Ugly Truth?) about how personal growth for men ends with potty training, and my mother and 75-year-old aunt had a massive conversation in my comments about how "the honeymoon is over" with my husband and "haha, newlyweds are always learning" and blah blah blah. After about 20 entries over the course of the day, I had to set them straight and tell them to post on their own walls if they are amused.
Posted by: MrsChevy104
35 days ago
75 year old aunt on FB? Haha that's awesome. Gotta love the family posts.
Posted by: cocoabro700
35 days ago
This is so not restricted to mother/aunts! I had a status about being "mind-bottled" (Blades of Glory) and some doucher decided to comment "umm, I think you mean mind-boggled..." Umm, I think I haven't spoken to you since the 11th grade and you need to not comment correct me when you miss the joke.
Posted by: DanIsAGirlsNameToo
35 days ago
Mothers have ruined facebook.
Posted by: reneewvu
35 days ago
haha they really have.
Posted by: cocoabro700
35 days ago
-Last week I found myself alone, disoriented, and holding a hand grenade. I was alone because I had lost my friends on Bourbon Street in the midst of Triplet #1’s bachelor party. The hand grenade was not an explosive, of course, but rather the famed half-yard glass full of alcohol exclusive to New Orleans. And I was disoriented because I’d had four of them. When I finally arrived at the bar where my friends had been headed at the time we got separated, they asked me how I found them. I told them I asked someone for directions – forgetting that what I actually did was use the Google Maps application on my BlackBerry to locate my position via GPS, and then stumble off in the right direction. Though full-fledged virtual reality may still be a work in progress, when we accidentally confuse technology with real life (even while hammered), the future has truly arrived.
-I often find myself ignoring people on instant messenger just like I would on the phone. While I’m in the midst of doing something else, I absent-mindedly follow the IM and occasionally type: really? uh huh… LOL! and hope those phrases make sense in context. Sometimes I’ll ignore someone on the phone and someone else on IM simultaneously. Now that’s multitasking.
-If I’m not paying attention while typing something in Word, it will sometimes suggest then automatically insert a contact from my address book. This often results in such eloquent sentences as: “I don’t have to drink to have a good Time Warner Cable.”
-Getting the multi-ball capsule on BrickBreaker is both a blessing and a curse. I try to keep all the balls in play but inevitably get distracted and end up with none.
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