My dad says, "Maybe it's time for you to start looking for your future husband." Sorry, dad, but I'm perfectly content looking for someone to avoid eye contact with tomorrow morning.
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I was hoping to be "eye contact" guy a few weekends ago but your phone "died". ;)
Posted by: jaymiles
102 days ago
Haha, oh stop it.
Posted by: letsfindout
101 days ago
Someday you'll be alone and lonely, and you'll want someone that'll be there for you in both an intimate and non-intimate way.
Posted by: Zapthycat
102 days ago
Oh? Would that not also be true if I got married before figuring out who the hell I am and ended up divorced like more than half of the country? I never said never, I just said not yet. But really, thanks for the input.
Posted by: letsfindout
101 days ago
I volunteer to be your first ex-husband!
Posted by: jaymiles
101 days ago
Is the walk of shame part of "figuring out who you are"? I don't think getting drunk and hooking up with strange guys is really a part of life that you "shouldn't miss out on". Nor do I think that you need to "figure out who you are" before you get married, I'm going to spend my entire life figuring out who I am, but that has nothing to do with marriage, marriage is about commitment and desire to make it work... far more so than it's about finding your perfect match.
Posted by: Zapthycat
101 days ago
This site is for fun thoughts to share with others, and if people were completely serious about everything that gets posted then we'd all be screwed. In my defense, I haven't hooked up with a stranger in years, and I don't think it's necessary to take these literally. Marriage is indeed about commitment and desire to make it work, and as someone who is not yet ready to commit to something for the rest of my life, I'm currently not a good candidate. If other people were honest with themselves about that same thing, we'd have far less divorced familes and single parent households. There's rarely a perfect match for people, but I'm definitely holding out until I find a damn good one. Based on your post, your spouse is very lucky, but unfortunately for the rest of us, not everyone has that attitude. With all the assholes I encounter, I think it's better to take my time on this one, and not go "looking" for it.
Posted by: letsfindout
101 days ago
This conversation is depressing me....on a friday. Can't we talk about kittens and ice cream and rainbows?
Posted by: jaymiles
101 days ago
Aww, scared you'll never find someone to love you?
Posted by: letsfindout
101 days ago
Well if we want honesty, I'm not scared I'll never find someone to love me, I've accepted that I will never find someone who will love me. If we're talking about the "fun" side of this all, well "I'm having more fun than you!"
Posted by: jaymiles
101 days ago
I'm not judging you doing what you want to make yourself happy, I'm just saying... marriage isn't the end to life. It's the beginning.
Posted by: Zapthycat
101 days ago
This is a joke, right? No one would seriously come on ruminations to try to steer someone's moral compass, would they?
Posted by: troysbucket
101 days ago
Sorry guys! I didn't know my mom was serious when she said she made a Rumination account... Seriously mom, so embarressing.
Posted by: CaptSi
101 days ago
I would love to get married.. to any girl that makes it difficult to look in her eyes in the morning. That would be superb marital relations.
Posted by: Doylefan
101 days ago
wow....new topic kids.
Posted by: RyanLink
101 days ago
-The exact origin of Thanksgiving is the subject of debate among historians and scholars (at least according to its Wikipedia entry, which was probably written by a fifteen year-old kid in his basement). Before we eat Thanksgiving dinner in my family, we go around the table and say what we’re thankful for. It’s a nice though somewhat kitschy tradition. But while I’m fortunate enough to have had a prosperous year, when holiday season arrives it’s still difficult to feel grateful with so much annoying shit going on around me. That’s why this Thanksgiving, I’ll instead be discussing what I’m unthankful for.
-Please do not tell me there’s a book I have to read about “how to get rich.” I’ll agree with you on one point – the author is indeed a genius. But only because he became wealthy by suckering so many people into buying his book.
-I hate when people agree to do me a favor, which enables me to make arrangements assuming the favor is being executed, and then the person leaves me hanging, which in turn forces me to beg them to follow through – which wouldn’t be necessary had they simply refused my favor request to begin with.
-There’s a lawyer in New York who recently sued to stop nightclubs from running “Ladies Night” promotions because they are allegedly discriminatory against men. First of all, I don’t think I’ve been to a bar that had Ladies Night since I was about nineteen. I believe the establishment also had plastic pennants with beer logos strung across the ceiling. Second of all, aren’t clubs that don’t do everything they can to attract chicks actually the ones that are discriminating against men?
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