I wanna gourmet this all damn day long!!
Posted by: tralynn29
100 days ago
Feel free to make several accounts and gourmet it some more. I don't mind.
Posted by: dustinyo
100 days ago
So that's how you do it!
Posted by: easnow
99 days ago
I think my boss is a sucker. "We don't have sick days; when you're sick, you're sick. I'd rather you not come in to the office." Yes, sir, but that generous policy only works when I don't finish "sick" with "of work." Thanks, though!
Posted by: Stratton
100 days ago
My boss would start to think I'm a case study after a while.
Posted by: dustinyo
100 days ago
Some people say sucker, but I'd rather not catch the plague because one of my co-workers ran out of sick days.
Posted by: HiFiGuy
99 days ago
-Rush has just drawn to a close here at Penn and thank God! If I have
to spend one more night hanging out with a bunch of guys and no girls
except a couple of skanky strippers, I think I’ll go crazy!
-Girl’s Rush is the most ridiculous thing of all, with all these
nametags and scantron sheets where you have to bubble your choices in.
So basically if you forgot a number two pencil that day, you get cut –
how dumb is that?
-I think you can sum up Greek life this way: sororities are a bunch of
girls who hate each other, organized to travel in herds and fight over
frat boys. Fraternities are a bunch of guys who love each other,
organized to get wasted faster and cheaper and hook up with sorority
girls.
-And the weirdest shit happens during Rush. Last week, ZBT made our annual trip to Atlantic City. One rush freaked out and decided he needed to go home two hours early. So he hops in a cab at the hotel and starts to make his way back to Philly. Halfway there, the rush tells the cabby that he needs to stop at an ATM when they get there so he can take out more money. So the cabby pulls over to the side of the highway and throws the kid out! So now he is trying to hail a cab on the side of the expressway and ends up getting picked up by a state trooper who takes him back to Atlantic City, but not before giving him a ticket for hitchhiking. Who the hell gets a ticket for hitchhiking? Only during Rush! Plus we had one kid swallow the coin during a game of quarters. Where do we find these guys?
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