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gourmet points

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That's enough, Nickelback.

Posted by

jhovito46 1 month ago |

37 Comments

Comments

Should've been said years ago.
Posted by:

cubemikey 1 month ago

i couldn't have said it better myself.
Posted by:

moodieblues 1 month ago

who likes this shitty music anyways? i just don't get how they are so successful.
Posted by:

michy911 1 month ago

HATE them. it's like people don't realize they are just whiny wannabe rock.
Posted by:

istolemiltonsstapler 1 month ago

and when he's singing, he sounds constipated. yeah, i love listening to music that reminds me of someone taking a shit.
Posted by:

moodieblues 1 month ago

Haha this absolutely made my day.
Posted by:

roonah 1 month ago

I'm glad it made your day, because when I saw they were releasing a new album, my day started to suck!
Posted by:

jhovito46 1 month ago

I think Nickelback represents everything that is wrong with music...HATE THEM.
Posted by:

stfirman 1 month ago

I agree 100%. Unfortunately, I think Nickelback is an anthem to people here, so my ears are constantly bleeding.
Posted by:

imacliche 1 month ago

My only regret is that I couldn't say it myself.
Posted by:

kennidy 1 month ago

http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm
Posted by:

threedeescene 1 month ago

absolutely amazing.
Posted by:

threwbeingkool 1 month ago

I thought it was funnier when Stewie did it on Family Guy. "That's Enough, John Mayer" spraypainted on the wall just had more effect. Nice try, though.
Posted by:

palsh109 1 month ago

I knew it sounded familiar. I'll still give it a gourmet due to Nickelback's major suckness.
Posted by:

coeceo 1 month ago

Good point. Me too.
Posted by:

palsh109 1 month ago

Chris wrote it on the wall when he was hanging out with Doug the zit.
Posted by:

longshot 1 month ago

But John Mayer has talent and is a good musician... the same cannot be said of Nickelback
Posted by:

Rew422 1 month ago

What do people have against nickleback? they are not whats wrong with the music industry either! its the no talent rappers that plug out single after single which are all WAY to much the same. please i dont want people to come out and thrash me i wanna have some kind of intelligent conversation here. also don't steal from family guy.
Posted by:

timeconsumer15 1 month ago

did you not read the above comments? what other logical conclusion can you come to EXCEPT being 'thrashed'?
Posted by:

shovel44 1 month ago

They are everything that is the ruin of the music industry. They are the epitome of style over substance. They are carefully constructed, meticulously molded corporate entities specifically designed to fit focus groups. They are just hard enough to appeal to adolescent boys who's mothers don't allow rock in the house. The lyrics talk about rebellion, fun and excitement, the same tenets that have sold rock music for well over 60 years. At the same time, they develop an 'emotional level' to connect with the money, er, base of female fans. The singles are released like clockwork and played to nauseating levels until the public is tired of them, and the whole process starts over again. The only reason Nickleback exists is that the recording industry needs male performers, rap scares too many white people, and white people are sick of boy bands. Enter Nickleback. It is not unreasonable for a band to try to make money off of their craft. It is repugnant for a band to sacrifice their art on the alter of the Almighty Dollar. In Benjamin we Trust.
Posted by:

ToolFan8807 1 month ago

you took the words right out of my mouth. amen.
Posted by:

michy911 1 month ago

i am at a loss for words. you put it so eloquently.
Posted by:

moodieblues 1 month ago

Thanks!!
Posted by:

ToolFan8807 1 month ago

Thank you you are right. i do enjoy them and like some of their songs, but after reading your argument i agree with what you say. and you said it intelligently thanks, and tool is a good band, lots of good stuff out of them.
Posted by:

timeconsumer15 1 month ago

"Adolescent boys whose mothers don't allow rock in the house"..???? What are we in the 1940's? I think you watched Footloose one too many times.
Posted by:

RoctheBroc 1 month ago

You want to tell me there still aren't families that censor what music their kids can and cannot listen to? You honestly think that's true? I'm talking 6th, 7th, 8th grade
Posted by:

ToolFan8807 1 month ago

nobody said the no talent rappers weren't to blame. they can be lumped in with nickleback.
Posted by:

michy911 1 month ago

nickelback ruminations are like shooting fish in a barrel for gourmet points
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