-Why are the last few days before you leave for college when you run around trying to see everyone you didn’t bother to hang out with the whole summer?

-Why do I come back after a year away at school and my family has changed the seating arrangements at the dinner table? And how come my room has become the storage area for old clothes and my sister’s shoes?

-Before I left school, I sold my books back. I think it’s pretty obvious that the campus bookstore is the biggest rip-off on the planet. How can they give me $10 for a $60 textbook? I swear I never even opened it. It’s brand new! And wait a minute, wasn’t there inflation in the last year? This book is actually worth more now! You should be paying me you blood-sucking bastards!

-Ever notice that in high school, the school year sucked and the summer ruled, but now the summer sucks and school is awesome?