-The University of Pennsylvania is very gracious.  A few weeks ago, they gave us Friday off for Fall Break.  Friday?  What kind of bullshit is that?  What college kid has class on Friday?  Next thing you know, Spring Break will be a long weekend.

-Along the same lines, how come after all these years my mom still thinks Sunday through Thursday are school nights?  I’ll be telling my mom about a party I went to, thinking nothing of it, and she’ll be like, “But Aaron, its only Tuesday.”  She doesn’t understand that the only reason a college kid doesn’t go out on a Tuesday is because they’re too hungover from Monday night’s festivities.

-This is something I have always wondered about.  Why does Microsoft Word have all those fonts that are nothing but gibberish?  You know, you’ll be playing around with the fonts, trying to make a fancy cover page instead of actually writing your paper, and you’ll get that font that isn’t letters, just weird symbols and shit.  What the fuck is that?

-Who are those shady kids that wear backpacks to parties?