Ruminations
They need to start making Tostitos in smaller bags.
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Hundreds of dollars a year going to dry cleaning, just to sit on the bus/train and be all wrinkled by the time I get to work.
Once you get an EZ-pass, your friends never offer to pay for the toll again.
Whenever I shut the gas on the BBQ or screw something in, I always have to repeat to myself Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosey. Never fails.
To the people that pay for a gym membership, come sit on the machine, not workout and watch TV. You are a pathetic individual and should not have the right to tell anyone you went to the gym.
Must you wear a tanktop and a scarf?? Is your neck cold...
Finds it hysterical that the lady that works for a homeless charity and is on the same corner every morning, had to move her table and poland spring bottle across the street because two homeless guys got there before her...
