Ruminations
I'm getting pretty sick of trying to decipher broken English emails. What does "Please make fix these days" mean!?
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I've got a lot of things I need to get done at work today, none of which have anything to do with work.
I tried putting my left arm through my jacket first today...it was as though my motor skills had failed me when I attempted to get the right arm in. After being helpless for a minute I started over and did it the only way I know how.
I'm getting pretty sick of response videos on YouTube. When I click on a search result I expect to see the actual video, not you sitting in front of your webcam in your boxers talking about the video. Thanks anyway though.
I want to be one of those people whose real job is a temporary phase..."Yeah I'm a computer programmer right now. But that's just until I make it as a professional football player."
The "Busy" status on Gmail pisses me off. You aren't busy, you're on Gmail. If my chat is going to interrupt you then kindly exit your browser.
I hate when I finish typing a sentence only to realize that my mouse was in the wrong place and my sentence is nowhere to be found. I wonder how many lost sentences are just floating around inside my computer...
Even though it's "recommended" that you don't shake it, I've never seen anybody use a Magic 8-Ball without violently shaking it every single time.
You know you're not going to fall asleep once you start thinking about how weird the concept of falling asleep is.
Why can't I help feeling like the months with more days in them are somehow superior to the other months?
The only thing worse than a bad commercial is a bad commercial with a catchy tune that will be stuck in your head for a week.
There's just no way to look cool in bowling shoes.
There's nothing worse than coming out of a nice, refreshing shower and immediately starting to sweat again.
I hate being that one person on the sidewalk to spaz out because I thought the low flying pigeon was actually going to get me.
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