Ruminations
Even the times I know I didn't do it, whenever my boss comes up to me and tells me something was broken or stolen, I always have an instant moment of fear and think, "Oh shit maybe I did do that."
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Telling the driver who just cut me off he's a stupid piece of shit quietly to myself does nothing to fix the situation, but it sure makes me feel better.
No one ever looks like their facebook profile picture.
It is the sole responsibility of the passengers in my car to warn me if they see a cop if they don't want to split the speeding ticket.
Nothing is worse than getting into an argument... Losing that argument... and then 10 minutes later thinking of a point that would have absolutely won the argument.
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