Ruminations
Maybe the powers that be at VH-1 casts their shows by scouring the reject pile of other reality tv programs.
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Why don't airplanes have a children's section? That way they can be separated from the rest of us that did nothing wrong to deserve sitting near them.
Have you ever been going through the lines at an airport and wondered why the people who design the lines at theme parks can't give airport people tips on how to make those lines move faster and better. Hell theme park designers should switch to designing airports all together.
I used to feel uncomfortable about guys paying for everything on dates until I realized that on the average men still make more money than women for performing the same job. Suddenly I realized the natural equilibrium at work.
Why does every celebrity have their own clothing line if they need stylists to dress them?
As kids we play spin the bottle, truth or dare, and other games in order to kiss the person we like as adults we get liquored up and play more complex, stupider games whose rules fluctuate and no one knows 100% in order to hook up with the person we like.... So next valentines day throw a spin the bottle party and get liquored up its the hybrid best of both worlds
As you get older and still aren't married you might consider taking the Watered Down for Normal
People approach to the Angeline Jolie route... meaning you should sponsor orphans in developing nations and send their pictures to your mother. That way she can brag about what a caring individual you are to her friends and show them pictures of your sponsored children.
If you are the odd wheel, out with "the couples" and you are a girl there is a 99% chance that the husbands/boyfriends will feel obliged to pay for you and so at the end of the night you are grateful for a)being single and b)not having to worry about anyone else and c) you just went out entirely for free.
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