Ruminations
I am all for it but considering all the potential repercussions.. how is alcohol still a legal product?
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One of my life long friends is in a new relationship where he is totally overchicked. She is tall, beautiful, great shape, former All American athlete,..everything he is not. Shamefully I am wondering if he has a lot of money I just don't know about.
You're the one repeating an urban legend as a story that happened to some acquaintance of a friend/relative. So when I call you on it now I'm the asshole?
To my friends who get all emotional about why a tv or movie character did or didn't do something...it's in the script that way...thats why.
Sure I enjoyed hooking up with you last night having just met you earlier but here is a better suggestion..YOU go get coffee and I'll stay here and guard my stuff just in case.
Yes ladies, we do measure our penises every so often. Hoping for a gain but praying that there isn't a loss.
Yes it did take me a few days to realize that the "next" cloud on the bottom of the page takes you to page 7 instead of page 2, or the next numerical page. I thought everyone was slacking but then I had some catching up to do.
If you invite me over for dinner I don't want to cook nor do I even want to help you cook. I'm there for the food and entertainment that you implied and I inferred you would provide sans my involvement.
In 5 years, after facebook runs its course, the hot new development in social networking and dating will be to actually go out and meet people.
Seeing as I have yet to meet or hear of someone who has actually paid for porn how does that industry make money to keep churning out the hits?
Much to my chagrin the landlady really only wanted me to help her move a piece of furniture. I think I watch too much porn.
I still haven't learn to hide my stupefied look whenever I meet a reasonably good looking persons unattractive siblings and/or parents.
If you sneak away for an "interlude' with your girlfriend during a family gathering checking the room for a baby monitor first is a great idea....really. So embarrassing.
Some of the sad tales people tell in AA makes you want to buy them a drink.
Just listen to the message I left before you call me back to ask "Whats Up"? Seriously!
I thought all waiters/bartenders knew the rule that if you serve someone who is with a different person than they were with earlier in the week you DO NOT inquire about the previous date...if it is indeed was a date.. which is yet to be hashed out. Damn it man!!!
at $50 billion in wealth and the world population at 6.7 billion...everyone on earth is worth about $7.50 to Warren Buffett. His pimp hand is strong.
I hate it when I stop by a friends place and his girlfriend quick kisses me hello...on the lips. I always wonder if she just finished giving him head.
Ever get the feeling that Brad Pitt wishes he could get a do over on Jen vs Angelina?
If you are asking for advice or my opinion please don't debate me when I reply. I don't have time for this.
You'll never hear a guy over six feet tall claim an extra half inch in height as those who are five nine and a half for example.
You can meet someone you had no idea existed two hours prior, drink up a storm, go home and have filthy raunchy broke porn star sex and be ok with it. Ask her/him how much money they have in the bank before they leave and they get all weirded out?
Had a conversation last night with a woman who in a 15 minute span told me about her thong, spray tan lines, botox, and that she acted/modeled. I put 2+2 together and asked if she was a "dancer". She was not a dancer but she was offended. Where did I go wrong with the info?
Dromedary phalanges is one of the all time great official sounding euphemisms.
I know for we do this to try to keep the numbers down but lets stop the debate. Sugar free gum is still gum. 2% milk is still milk. Oral sex is still sex..it says so right in the name: oral SEX
Has anyone ever had General Gau's (Tsi,Tso,Go,etc) Chicken from two different restaurants prepared the same? No one spells it the same either, the General would not be impressed.
When your s.o. tells you that you are both appearing on a daytime talk show shouldn't you already know that you are going to get really bad news? Why all the surprise and anger?
I played sports in college and belonged to a fraternity. In retrospect hazing, especially having balls dragged across my face, did nothing to enhance my play or social life. I think that portion of the festivities should be eliminated.
I fear for the economy over the next 4 months as Facebook, fantasy football talk, and Ruminations may bring to a halt the work product of major urban centers around the US. The housing crisis and oil prices have nothing on you Karo.
Sephora has to be the worlds greatest untapped resource of hot women just hanging out.
Not sure which fad I want to see die first... big sunglasses on girls (NO chick looks better with them on) or kissy face photos...the bane of social networking sites.
I have to say I didn't think the new "90210" was all that bad. Plotlines need to be tightened up a bit and like the original, some characters were a bit to old looking to be 15, 16......Oh come on, like I was the only one who watched it...Don't front.
If you are in a relationship and your s.o. questions why you are spending so much time with another person "but he/she has a girlfriend/boyfriend" is in no way an excuse. Just because you have Hot Pockets at home doesn't mean you won't eat out sometimes... OK well unfortunate choice of words but you know what I'm saying.
Rappers would save a lot of money if they used debit cards. Daily atm limits would curb makin' it rain real fast.
Lets put to bed once and for all the myth that #1 on smokin hot women list of wants in a guy is that he has a sense of humor and is funny. If that were true then why are there so many portly broke short yet comical guys still single?
Many men stay in relationships not because we don't see the incompatibility or that our friends/family don't care for her it is much simpler than that. We can't bear the thought of her doing or saying the filthy things we do together with someone else. Really.
Ruminations has confirmed my long held suspicion that all day long a lot of us do not much for decent pay. So why the hell are we all so stressed out all the time?
If Extenze pills really worked wouldn't they be a bigger conglomerate than a combined Microsoft/Wal-Mart/Toyota venture by now? I mean software, transportation, and low cost toiletries make the world go round but a larger unit trumps them all.
Why do I sense a wave of "I'm a Chinese gymnast" excuses this fall at bars all over the country with the underage crowd.
You really don't want to think about how, where, and under what circumstances your significant other learned that. Just enjoy it and move on.
Am I the only one who has an issue with my girlfriend receiving relationship advice from her girlfriends who have been single since before Myspace was popular? Its like taking defensive driving lessons from Ray Charles no?
Know what would be gourmet? If at the end of the series "Lost" no solutions were given and no mysteries solved and the creators were like "Well it's called Lost,have you seen any of the shows... what did you expect"?
I get the feeling that political elections would have more participation if you voted for the person you did not want in office. Plus if you lose and 70% of the constituents were against you you could go around town calling everyone a fucker and they wouldn't hold it against you.
If someone came up to you in a bar grabbed your cellphone, scrolled through to see who you knew, browsed your pics, made comments about you,then asked to be your friend you would be weirded out at the least. Why is that -ish ok on facebook and myspace though?
There is a time, an ever moving and fluid time that makes it ok to sum up the recent past in "Things are good, how's it going with you"? We all wait for that time so that we may finally answer the phone call from the friend we've been ducking for weeks because it would take too much time to fill them in on specifics.
Dear graying and /or balding overly hair gelled, forty+something guy at the club. Despite the Affliction shirt, ripped jeans,Livestrong bracelet, Puma's, and overly white teeth... Those girls aren't laughing with you. Stop it. Your teenaged kids would be horrified. That is all.
Had a co worker who got hit by an ambulance while riding his bike. Broke a leg and a wrist. And the answer is yes...they sure did call for another ambulance to scrape him off the pavement and take him to the hospital.
When the girls" meet up for drinks and/or dinner files: I was stunned a few days ago when one, debriefed the others on a first date.They unanimously panned this schmuck because he took her to a nice restaurant, not a 5 star romantic place. Mind you its a restaurant they all agree that they couldn't afford to take themselves to alone. Its like someone complaining about getting a brand new Corolla and free gas for a year when you normally ride the #56 bus! First dates...meet for coffee or take her to a nice Scottish establishment... McDonald's.
Hey Sonic. I live in Boston. Your closest location is in Pennsylvania. I've checked numerous times, like a crackhead looking to sell a toaster. Stop taunting me six times each hour with your Fried Ice Cream and Angus Beef Burgers commercials.You are not America's drive in. Last time I checked New England was in America...some might say we started the whole movement. Damn you... I can't quit you.
Ever been out with the girlfriend and a group of her friends as the only guy? No matter how hot you thought they were months ago and you think this will be fun you begin to find them unattractive as well. Then it starts to make sense why they are single. One is controlling, the other is bitter, and one is just flat out crazy...like needs help but has money so is considered "eccentric" Goes to show you..show me a hot girl and I'll show you a guy who is tired of her.
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