Ruminations
It saddens me when my friends call to see if I'm available for the night, that they ask if my girlfriend is home first.
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Why do people answer their phone when you just want to b.s., but when it's really important they just don't pick up?
The only reason I miss my old roommate is the fact that I can't complain about her anymore.
Why do you tell me I'll be there in forty-five minuets when we both know it will take you an hour in a half.
After you spend one Valentines day with somebody it's really hard to come up with a original gift.
I'm not really going to the back room to try to find that one product for you. I'm really going there to go talk to someone for a couple of minuets so it looks like I'm trying really hard.
This means war Roommate! Now when I buy toilet paper It's getting hidden in my room.
Just because I bought the shovel doesn't mean you can't use it too.
Is it weird that I feel good about being the only normal one of all my cousins?
Come on we both know you just asking me what I'm doing this weekend just so you can tell me about your plans.
Why must I try every new item at Taco Bell when it's just the same crap in a different combination?
