Ruminations
If one of my friends ever asks me to kill someone for them I'm going to... because they next time I need to borrow their car they'd have to say yes.
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I saw a bin in Macy's the other day to send your old Crocs to Africa. At first I didn't get it, then I realized how perfect it was. They could actually stop the AIDS epidemic there, because nobody wants to fuck someone wearing Crocs.
I get very nervous moving the hot chick in my building's unattended laundry from the washer to the dryer. Like she's going to walk in on me and think I'm giving 'em the old sniff test. Like "oh, 305 you smell so gooood".
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