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Username: jamesrussell3
Profile Link: http://www.ruminations.com/jamesrussell3
Gender: Dude
Location: Uptown, Dallas, Texas
College: Texas A&M
URL 1: Book of Faces
URL 2: About me
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WWE is a client of my company and won’t respond to calls to collect money. It took all the will power that I possess to not yell out, I’m going down there, open a can of whoop ass and LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON HIS CANDY ASS! I shouldn’t be in charge.

Posted by   jamesrussell3   jamesrussell3   7 days ago  |  Comments   0 Comments   Share   Share  
 
 
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Getting mad at a man because he wants to have sex all the time is like getting mad at woman for getting emotional all of the time.

Posted by   jamesrussell3   jamesrussell3   147 days ago  |  Comments   1 Comment   Share   Share  
 
 
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Driving hung over is more dangerous than drinking and driving.

Posted by   jamesrussell3   jamesrussell3   190 days ago  |  Comments   1 Comment   Share   Share  
 
 
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I have a keyless entry for my car to drive to a job I could care less about. My boss can berate my work ethic all he wants, but as soon as I get home and reach in my pocket for my key to unlock my apartment door. I will get pissed off.

Posted by   jamesrussell3   jamesrussell3   646 days ago  |  Comments   0 Comments   Share   Share  
 
 
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I think you have hit a low in your life when you become a groupie for an 80's cover band.

Posted by   jamesrussell3   jamesrussell3   647 days ago  |  Comments   0 Comments   Share   Share  
 
 
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Life is all a matter of perspective. I believe people have free-will to make decisions to create their own life...and it is what you make it! But if you decide to piss me off, then you are predestined for something bad to happen to you. You may call that karma...I call it revenge.

Posted by   jamesrussell3   jamesrussell3   665 days ago  |  Comments   1 Comment   Share   Share  
 
 
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I remember back when...all my clocks had the correct time and people didn't talk about politics!! Those were the good ole days.

Posted by   jamesrussell3   jamesrussell3   665 days ago  |  Comments   0 Comments   Share   Share  
 
 
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Why do I get promotional offers to join another gym...when I already have a gym membership. Sorry but I don't need another gym to NOT workout at.

Posted by   jamesrussell3   jamesrussell3   665 days ago  |  Comments   0 Comments   Share   Share  
 
 
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