Ruminations
Once you learn how to crack one part of your body (i.e. fingers, back, etc), you must crack it occasionally for the rest of your life.
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No other nations have designed a fingertrap that comes close to being as good as the Chinese one.
I always get a somewhat unsettling feeling when somebody embeds a video on a website that isn't hosted by YouTube.
It's so weird to think that textbooks have human authors. I much prefer to think that textbooks are written by heartless robots with a disregard for student interest level.
Nothing is more exciting than when you randomly get placed in the same group as your crush for a group project in school.
Unless you were the one to cause the injury, signing a cast seems really absurd.
I have no idea what Chapter 7 or Chapter 13 bankruptcy are, but Peter Francis Geraci has taught me that those are the two types.
I didn't grow up in a Lynard Skynard home, so when I am playing guitar and you shout "FREEBIRD" at me, the message gets lost in translation.
Give me a paperclip and I will try my best to straighten it out.
Nothing sucked more than the day you realized you weren't going to grow anymore.
The most famous Tower of Pisa is the one that's fucked up. Go figure.
The only photo editing skill I possess is the ability to put a friend's head on a celebrity's body.
The answer to "Did that really just happen?" is always yes.
I think that if Scooby Snacks were real, they would be better than any snack food you have ever tasted.
Does wearing the same pair of khakis every day for two weeks still count as dressing up?
Everyone does it, so can we accept that talking behind someone's back isn't THAT bad? And come on - you've got to know that you're kind of a bitch anyways.
At least half of my text messages are equivalent to "Where are you?"
If aliens' only observations of our society came from Facebook, at least they would know that we could hold our liquor in college.
The colder it gets, the more viable the option of long underwear seems to get.
The phrase, all-nighter, sounds cute when in actuality, getting no sleep for whatever reason is a cruel bitch.
Out of all possible places, why in the world do we grow armpit hair?
Nothing is more frustrating than when I make typos when handwriting something.
Sometimes I wish my name wasn't so easy to assign shitty nicknames to.
As awesome as it sounds when discussing it with your friends, in all honesty, going to a nude beach would probably suck.
If the proportion of hot girls on the internet manifested itself in real life, maybe I would complain less.
Name one person that uses both shift keys on his/her computer. I dare you.
Despite how exciting it is when I get a "BUY A 20oz GET A 20oz FREE" soda cap, I will never redeem it.
I have discovered that when I meet someone new at college, sometimes it's hard to tell if that person grew up sheltered or if I'm just more perverted than I thought.
I've given it a lot of thought and I still don't know why complaining is so damn fun.
How badass would that be if Daniel Radcliffe just used the Harry Potter DVD cover as his profile picture? If I were a movie star, I would ALWAYS have the most ridiculously epic profile pictures.
Wouldn't it make more sense for Q-Tip to include less cotton swabs in a box? I doubt that I have used an entire box during my life, thus far.
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