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Username: imangelo
Profile Link: http://www.ruminations.com/imangelo
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What do you mean I can't fast forward through these previews? I own this DVD!

 
 
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I hate being the last person to get paper handouts, and then being stuck with all the extras to deal with.

 
 
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I have a fear of falling while ice skating and having my fingers ice skated over.

 
 
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My car finally heats up and fully defrosts as soon as I reach my destination.

 
 
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Guys, please don't wear a fragrance spray that comes in the same type of bottle as Windex...yeah I'm talking to you, wearers of BOD.

 
 
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You know you're lazy when your ass is sore from sitting too long.

 
 
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Spoons just take way too long to eat soup.

 
 
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Why do you refer to women as "topless" and to men as "shirtless"? Cause personally, I've never heard anyone refer to a man as "topless".

 
 
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I love how saying "stop it" goes from joking and playful to angry and violent after someone doesn't actually stop.

 
 
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When did dancing officially switch from standing face to face with each other to grinding one's ass on another person's crotch?

 
 
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I hate that uncomfortable feeling of when you're the first person to wake up at a sleepover and you just don't know what to do.

 
 
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Snow looks more pleasant than it feels.

 
 
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Raw tomatoes taste gross to me...but I like tomato sauce, salsa, and ketchup. It doesn't make sense.

 
 
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I can't tell if these fancy chopsticks are meant to go in my hair or in my food.

 
 
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I was just in a restaurant that had an award for "most improved" hanging on their wall...and I don't understand how that is a good thing. "Oh you used to suck, but you suck a little less now".

 
 
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Is it just me...or can my compact car never easily fit into a compact parking space?

 
 
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So...how is a street address decided for a house that sit on the corner intersection of two streets?

 
 
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Nothing is more satisfying than when you hear a song that you can't remember the name of, and you can finally google what it is called because you made sure to remember some lyrics.

 
 
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Do two people really think that they are being sneaky by having a secret text conversation right in front of me?

 
 
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Why must blueberries/raspberries etc. come in such tiny packages and cost so much? I'd like to eat more than a handful for 3 dollars, thanks.

 
 
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Why do I sound like a completely different person when I talk to animals? As if talking in a silly voice will make them understand me any better...

 
 
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I have to hit clear on the microwave just seconds before my food is done because I hate the obnoxious beep at the end.

 
 
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Finding out a cheerleader from your high school has gone into the porn industry and then seeing the evidence is like opening presents on Christmas morning.

 
 
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Why is it that my entire body can be warm, but not my feet? My feet are impervious to blankets and socks.