Ruminations
Why is it that kids can be so cute one minute and then demons in the blink of an eye?
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I've been watching the US Open this week. If that dud(e) from Eharmony tells me one more time what a wonderful wife he found, I will probably lose my mind. Seriously guy...SHUT UP ALREADY.
My sister just told her husband to give my nephew his medicine. It went something like this. "Give Nick 7ml. That's 5 plus 2." He said back to her, "Oh really?!?!"
I was just checking the US Open highlights, trying to avoid any spoilers from tonight's matches. Then I realized that I am actually in the same time zone as the US Open. The Olympics messed me up more than traveling does.
Why do I feel un-American because I'd rather watch James Blake play at the US Open or the Chargers play football than Barack Obama at the DNC?
Dear hold music composer. I'd like to thank for the wonderful tune that you have composed. Your tune will never leave my head. Sincerely, me. PS I'm happy that you appreciate my call so much that you refuse to answer my call for over an hour. I feel the love.
Everyone is my house is addicted to mobsters. Is it really acceptable that we are putting out hits on one another and punching people in the face until they enter the hospital because they steal a few thousand fake dollars on myspace?
Why is it that we girls feel the need to put on makeup to leave the house? A friend and I are getting ready to take a walk, in the dark, and she's putting on mascara and lipstick.
My mom and I were sitting in a room with my eleven-year-old nephew. She said, "Maybe I'll take B-e-l-l-a." I told my mom, "Isaac can s-p-e-l-l."
I've been thinking about the notion that "nice guys finish last." Really guys? Maybe it's not that you're nice. Maybe you're just boring.
I know that my name isn't easy to spell. I get it. But when I sign my name at the bottom of an email and you STILL spell it wrong when you respond to my email, I have to question your...ummm...mental ability.
My eight year old niece just asked her mom for a digital home pregnancy test. Just in case.
Kids have no boundaries. My chubby niece loves to tell everyone how fat they are.
I think that there is something fundamentally wrong with men's synchronized diving. Yet I can't stop watching. Stupid Olympics.
My sister was concerned today when she heard that Russia invaded Georgia. She wanted to know how they got their tanks into the US without a fight.
