Username:
chrisandiego
Profile Link: http://www.ruminations.com/chrisandiego
Gender: Dude
Location: SF, CA
College: Univ. of San Diego
Profile Link: http://www.ruminations.com/chrisandiego
Gender: Dude
Location: SF, CA
College: Univ. of San Diego
About Me: Surfing, politics, concerts, Karo, beer
Bars/restaurants that require you to pull the bathroom door to exit should be fined for hygiene violations. Especially if they don't offer paper towels to dry off your hands.
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Why are the crumbs at the bottom of a bag of chips never eaten? They taste the exact same as the whole chips, yet go neglected and are usually tossed with the bag. Poor crumbs.
When I offer someone a drink and they tell me, "No thanks, I don't drink," I react the same exact way I do when someone tells me that they are a vegetarian - I nod my head in understanding, while simultaneously thinking to myself, "What is wrong with you?"
RSVP'ing "Maybe" to a Facebook event invitation is the polite way of saying "There's no way in hell I would ever go to this event, and I don't want to seem like a jackass by clicking on NO."
Friends should not let other friends drink white zinfandel.
On a flight back from Central America a few years back, I had the pleasure of sitting next to the largest lady I had ever seen. As soon as I saw her enter the plane, I wondered how any airline would let her board with just one ticket. To my surprise, her super-sized love handles were a lot more comfortable to lean my elbow on than the regular arm rest! Fuck me.
