Ruminations
Drinking coke right after you pour it, and getting the jumping carbonation in your nose is be the worst attribute of the delicious beverage.
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I wish there was a setting on my phone to prevent any incoming calls or texts relating to the game that I'm currently DVRing and won't get to watch until later today.
It's amazing how much more productive you are if you have music on instead of the tv, no matter what show.
I love the feeling of being sober. It's a pity that feeling will end tonight.
How does your ear get folded over when you're sleeping? And how do you get rid of the throbbing?!
Waking up from a really good dream and not being able to fall back asleep is one of the worst. But falling back asleep after waking up from a bad dream comes surprisingly easy.
Why do furniture companies still make flower pattern couches?
For being people that project themselves to millions of people, actors and actresses are horrible public speakers.
Why is that when men grow a beer gut, they like to caress it like women do their unborn?
It's amazing the things your fingers type without your mind's consent when you're multitasking.
Nothing is more satisfying than seeing UNC put 100+ on Duke.
iTunes needs to add a sleep timer function, pronto.
When losing electricity for whatever reason, I truly discover how dependent I am on being digitally connected to the world.
Isn't it weird that my ex, who I have a sub par relationship with & we broke up on bad terms, calls me from Paris regularly.
When did it become acceptable to use Christmas lights year round?
Why is it that since moving into a new apartment, with people I'm getting to know, I am eating healthier. I've bought more fruit, vegetables, milk and healthy cereal than in the past 3 years.
Despite all my friend's jokes about "Push," I really wanna see it.
Recording shows with VCRs already seems unfathomable in my mind, yet I used to do it.
I hate it when it snows and you have to clean off your car completely to go somewhere. It's even worse when you come back to your car hours later to discover that the melted snow from your defroster is now a layer of ice.
Just because we live on a corner doesn't mean you can cut through our yard.
