Ruminations
Lil Wayne, pull your pants up. Eminem learned how, so can you.
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Instead of emails having "Sent from my iPhone", I really wish it would say what the person was really doing. "Standing naked in my bathroom" is probably pretty accurate.
When sleeping in a friend's roommates bed who is out of town, you have to keep in mind that karma can be a t total bitch...especially when you get home and realized someone hooked up in your bed while you were out of town.
I lost the keyless entry remote to my car this morning. As I walked up to it, I stood there for a solid three minutes, keys in hand, trying to figure out how the hell I was going to get in.
Let me get this straight, the person who established the Nobel Peace Prize is the inventor of dynamite? Maybe I should create the Alli Purity Prize for girls that don't drink or hook up.
Trying to find the lint on your shirt that caught your eye is not easy to do in front of your male coworkers without looking like you’re staring at your boobs.
I would be pissed as hell if I found out my friend didn't crop me out of their pictures on their online dating profile.
When making breakfast for your man in a sexy outfit, it is probably best to leave bacon off the menu. 2nd degree burns don't go so well with lingerié.
I just want a guy that kills bugs dead. All others, need not apply!
If I can hear your music clearly over mine, with my windows rolled up, I hate you.
I hate when I start a new job within my company. As the new kid on the block, I still don't want to do a lot of work b/c I've gotten used to slacking, but I don't want to be THAT girl that gets fired the first week.
As I was talking to my dad on the phone, I walked out the back door and it squeaked really loud. He told me it needed some lubricant. When he asked if I knew what I needed to buy, apparently KY wasn't the right answer.
My bank's website has a link titled "Wealth Management". Sorry Wachovia, it's more like "Shit, I'm in Debt".
It's going to be a sad day when my favorite actors & actresses start selling things like Depends and denture paste.
One of the most unprepared groups for the digital cutover are households under 35 years old. Seriously?! I would kick my friend's ass if I walked in their house and saw rabbit ears! Get it together. Even the over 55 category knows what's going on.
When I accidentally clicked on "walking" for direction from Memphis to Philly, Google came back with 14 days and 1 hour. Ummmm, no.
Any time I'm contemplating buying a 4, 8, or the jumbo 20-pack of AA batteries depends only on one thing...and its not how much I flip channels on the tv remote.
"Up", "The Hangover", "The Proposal", "$9.99". Did the writers just give up before they got around to naming movies lately?
You use your health insurance when you're sick, not just when you have an accident. So why can't car insurance be the same way?
I will never understand the male athlete's need to smack each other on the ass to congratulate
Cursing out and flipping off that ass hole Mercedes driver that almost rear ended you in the parking lot makes you feel SO much better. That is, until you get to work, see the same ass hole Mercedes driver getting out of his car, and realizing....it's your boss.
I love spring time for its sunny, warm, cool breeze weather...but why does there have to be fucking bugs? Bees, wasps, and gnats...seriously die already.
I get insanely, slasher-style movie creeped out when I drive for more than 5 minutes without seeing another car on the road.
Yesterday I was late to work & got in trouble. I tried to explain, but apparently "MTV was playing music videos this morning & 'Beat It' came on..I HAD to watch!" wasn't an acceptable excuse.
While in line at the store, a creepy/scary looking old dude with holes in his clothes who was in front of me purchased Lifestyle condoms. At first he just gave me the creeps, then creepiness turned to jealousy b/c he's getting some and I'm not.
I used to dread getting older. Then I realized "we just ignore her random nakedness, insane ramblings, and spontaneous naps" is much more acceptable when followed by "Oh, Grams is like 80...its okay" than "She's 27 & drunk".
Even if my roommate isn't home when something of mine breaks, its immediately his fault.
I wish I could say I learned the valuable lesson of cursing out a Krystals employee before getting my food, so that when I have to go back to argue with her about giving me the wrong food I look less like a drunk idiot. However I think I crossed that idiot line the second I chugged a random hotties dr pepper while waiting at the counter for my new order.
I hate when my friends complain about guys gawking at their chests. Sweetheart, I can almost see your belly button, your shirt is so low cut. The only reason you wear that is for the attention...at least I know that's my reason.
I consider it a successful meeting/class when I only have 2 to 5 head bobs and no one catches me.
While driving in the left lane on busy roads without cement dividers, what in the world makes me trust that the person coming in the opposite direction will actually stay on their side of the 6" yellow line the city painted?
Please tell me how, after 27 years of practice (boob, bottle, sippy cup, straw, & big kid cup), can I still take a sip of a drink and have it dribble down my chin and onto my shirt like I'm 3 years old?
I'm really hoping this peanut butter issue is resolved soon. Otherwise, someone may need to check on me hourly when Girl Scout Cookies are delivered. I'll take my chances for Tagalongs!
Having 7 of my closest girlfriends tell me that I am "Gigi" right after watching "He's Just Not That Into You" obviously made me question my taste in friends, not anything I've done.
Pepsi's 'McGruber' commercial where the ship got blown up b/c he was too busy talking about his name change & drinking his Pepsi....really Pepsi? That was the dumbest shit I've ever seen. I feel like I just lost brain cells.
My friend, if I call you on Friday to see if you'll be out downtown and you don't answer, please don't call me on Saturday with excuses as to why you didn't call back and how bad you feel...especially when we saw each other at the bar.
I thought it was pretty embarrassing when my phone/mp3 player fell while I was on the elliptical and you laughed b/c you heard Ace of Base when the headphones popped out. Sorry sir, but that doesn't compare to 30 min later you trying to curl WAY too much to look like a bad ass, losing your grip on the bar, and smacking yourself in the face. Thank you for making my night.
I've always been confused by the picture on super glue where the guy is hanging from a beam by his hard hat. What the hell is keeping his head in the hard hat?
I really wish there was some secret magic code I could text message to your phone that would instantaneously delete my number without you knowing it...that would be much easier than ignoring you every time you call.
Any time I'm about to start a new diet/working out/eating healthy/etc...I will, without a doubt, chow down on anything and everything in sight the day before.
I realized I was getting older when getting pulled over my reaction went from "Shit! What am I going to tell my parents?!" to "Fuck! My insurance is going to go up!".
I yearn for the days when my parents were super excited when I just drew them a stick figure picture for Christmas. Mom...my ability to draw hasn't improved in 20 years, will you accept it as a gift just once more?
Anytime I see a grassy hill, I have the urge to log roll down it.
Snow...pretty. Ice...kind of pretty, but gets a little tricky. Black Ice...might as well start shopping for a new car since mine will probably be totaled on the way home today.
Bars that have their bathrooms downstairs should come with a warning on their website. While drunk, stairs are the last thing I need to navigate!
So you don't like pets? You don't want to see a picture of mine doing something cute and you want me to lock them away when you come over? Don't get pissed with me when I say the same thing about your kid.
Burger King at LaGuardia...I officially hate you. As I'm severely hung over waiting for my flight, the last thing I want to see right next to your inflated prices is how many calories I'm about to eat. I will ignore you this time b/c your greasiness is oh so good and I may not be able to survive the flight without you.
When emailing a new crush, it is NOT a good idea to have the subject line read "I'm yours..." even if you're actually only referring to the Jason Maraz song. Yes, I realize I will never be hearing from you again and all future encounters may be awkward.
My mom just texted me telling how bored she is while sitting in a training class. I'm sitting at work, legitimately working. I feel like I'm in the movie Vice Versa (or Freaky Friday for you young ones).
Even if there's no one walking up to my cube, I immediately freak out if my computer freezes up for a couple minutes while I've got pages up that I shouldn't.
Yahoo has a story with the headline "Solar car completes 1st ever round-the-world trip" boasting it didn't use a drop of petrol. Ummmmm...last time I checked, there are a couple of oceans it would have had to cross and there aren't bridges. Please explain this to me Swiss scientists!
When I get a facebook request from an old crush I always get a little excited thinking they were thinking about me enough to search for me. Then I realize they probably just saw me on the 'People You May Know'.
My mom openly admitted she wouldn't care if I got knocked up b/c she wants a grandchild and figures there really isn't much hope of that happening the traditional (married first) way. Makes coming home for the holidays really special!
Nothing screams "I'm drunk and sneaking into my parents' house at 2am" like having them renovate your childhood home and not be able to figure out where the doors, walls, and furniture are now.
It really frustrates me that I have to turn up the TV when I'm eating something crunchy.
I still have to use my knuckles to remember how many days are in each month.
A friend of mine randomly IMed me asking if I was any good at tetherball & if I wanted to play in a tournament for money. Tetherball? There's rules? You can actually win?
I'm trying to hold off buying groceries until after I get back from Thanksgiving (and till I get paid on the 1st). Nothing like having stale pretzels, can of green beans, and a couple slices of deli meat that is a little questionable for dinner...and lunch the next day.
I'm buying my best friend one piece of marble tile for Christmas. Our dedicated research has proven that there is NOTHING better than passing out on a cold marble bathroom floor when drunk. I figure, why not buy something I know we'll both get a lot of use out of?!
My parents are making me come home for Thanksgiving for the first time in 4 yrs. Then my mom decides that she's too busy to actually cook and wants to get prepared meals. Oh no woman! You are making me miss my drunken rituals I have established...we better have a homemade meal! What did that get me? Yeah...I'm getting to do all the cooking once I get into town. I should've kept my mouth shut.
I always thought I was fairly technologically advanced. Then it hit me...I may be the only person that doesn't have a)an iPod, b)a blackberry, c)DVR, or d)keyless entry on my car. I'm not really sure how I function every day.
My cell phone provider's text messaging system has been down most of the afternoon/night. I keep trying to text my friends for the last 4 hrs unsuccessfully and of course I don't pick up the phone and actually call them. I don't think my phone has that feature anymore.
Nothing like taking a "sick" day on Friday to rest up for the weekend, only to wake up Saturday morning actually sick. Karma's a bitch-slap in the throat.
What exactly does the phrase "Fucking A" mean? (ex. Fucking A! I don't want to be here!) I have no idea, but I say it a lot.
Getting pulled over and fearing a DUI....on the way to work...is not a good way to start the day.
I finally realized I might be going out a little too much when, every night when I leave, I'm pleading with my dog not to be mad at me. "I'm sorry sweetie, I promise I'm going to try to make it home tonight. Mommy really does love you!". All the while he's probably sitting there thinking "my mommy's a whore!"
I really hate when I'm late to work b/c I lose my cellphone. Especially when its somewhere stupid...like my pocket.
If I have to listen to Kid Rock's 'All Summer Long' one more time.....I mean it was bad enough all summer, but now its freaking 35 degrees out! I hate you Kid Rock.
When I was younger, being grounded with no access to the phone or tv was the worst thing I could ever imagine. Now...I wish someone would ground me so I'd have an excuse to be a shut in for a weekend. I could never actually make myself do that on a Saturday night.
Friday night I was out with friends listening to a new band. One friend walks in and the first thing she says to me is "wow, the lead singer is 100% your type". Not 5 min later, another friend sat down and said "wow, the lead singer looks like a total douche bag". That can't be good...
I realized that I only do laundry when I've run out of money to just keep buying new things.
Whenever I see a 'Student Driver' car, I always have the urge to fuck with them. I mean, how can you really learn how to drive if everyone is being oh so cautious around you. I figure go ahead and give them a glimpse of how to handle assholes when there is an instructor in the car.
I've always known putting on makeup while intoxicated was a bad idea, you might end up looking like you have clown makeup on. This morning I realized what was worse...putting it on while insanely hungover. Shaky hands and pointy objects near your eyes don't mix.
I always thought cube life was bad, yet tolerable. Then they moved me into a cube that is a 1/4 of the size of my old one and in a conference room...with two other people. I feel like I should ask if I can keep my stapler.
Being asked "why are you single" is a no win situation. I can either say a) 'I keep dating crappy guys' and then you'll feel bad for me. Or b) 'I like having choices at the end of the night' and you'll just think I'm a slut.
No matter how old I get, during meetings I will always bubble in the letters like B, D, O, and P at the top of any piece of paper.
Halloween should've been given to us as a day off from work for a holiday. Since 8am people have been decorating cubes and putting together halloween inspired food for contests. Productivity has plummeted. Then again, that's like any other Friday for me, I'm just use to being the only one.
You know you work in an office that isn't much fun when you throw on a devil horns headband and people walk by saying "ooooh...somebody's in the spirit!"
When I wake up after a night of complete drunkenness and see a trail of clothes on the floor, I have that 'oh shit...who'd I bring home last night?' thought. Only to roll over and see the other side of the bed empty and untouched. Damn you drunk self for apparently being 'good'! I hate you.
Apparently its not good for your job security when, in a tense budget meeting with 6 other people, someone sees a chart that goes out to 2017 and says "how old will we be then?" to look at your boss and say "oh god, we'll be your age" while laughing.
After reading that scotch tape produces sparks of light (which, according to yahoo "many children discovered this while hiding in closets"...apparently I missed this in my childhood!), I decided I needed to try it...except there are no dark closets at work. I figured under my desk would work. Now my coworkers think I'm a little on the nuts side! But its so cool!
Sequined shirts should only be worn by kids under the age of 7 and grandmas over the age of 70s at the very most....not the 26 year old 'business professional' in my office.
When I call a coworker from my desk phone, why do they insist on saying "This is so and so"? I know, I called you. And I know you know its me calling you b/c my name pops up on your phone! I now feel like I have to do the awkward "Hey its Alli..." even though I know your already know that, but I feel rude if I just start in with questions now.
Excluding some childhood friends and coworkers, I don't think I knew any of my friends' last names until Facebook.
Why is all the flavoring on Pringles on the side that just feels like its upside down?
When getting into an elevator at work, I noticed two hand prints on the back mirrored wall and I can't help but wonder if they got there when someone was hooking up.
I'm headed to New Orleans for the weekend and you'd think I'd be looking forward to the road trip with friends, the drunkenness on Bourbon St, and eating their awesome cajun food. Nope...I'm more excited about swooning over my life long crushes and watching NKOTB like a teeny bopper. Nothing like reverting back to being 8 years old again!
I use my cell phone all day long, not to text and call people, but to go to the websites my company blocks.
If you're too hungover to go to the gym, I believe dancing your ass off at the bar the night before until 2am counts as your cardio for the day. It is technically today.
Weddings should not be allowed during college football season. Just because your favorite team is off that weekend, doesn't mean the other 100+ teams are!
Dear 28yr old guy friend that made me go to the haunted house last night even though I told you I am the biggest baby ever...thank you for screaming like a little girl and running out faster than Usain Bolt could have, leaving me by myself. You are officially the girl in this relationship.
My ultra-conservative sister said she was worried about my health when she found out I go to the tanning bed. My response: "If you really knew my lifestyle, you'd probably want to start with my lungs and liver before you worry about my skin."
Why does Mapquest even offer a 'Shortest Distance' option? Thank you for offering to save me 30 miles on my car, but I really don't care to spend an extra hour in my car.
Why can't my cell phone have a "New Friends" or "Recently Added" feature like Myspace & Facebook? If you put your number in my phone and I don't remember your name...its like a game of Press Your Luck when I'm dialing...No Whammy No Whammy No Whammy....STOP! I got the Bad Dancer Whammy! Damn it!
What's worse than doing a walk of shame into your house at noon on a Sunday in your short dress and stilettos from the night before? When you live across the street from a small neighborhood church that is letting out.
Isn't looking to your single friends for relationship advice like asking WaMu, AIG, or Wachovia for investment advice?
I've realized my level of laziness. I won't get up to get my remote on the other couch to change it from a Hip Hop Abs infomercial.
I work at the headquarters of a large paper company. Why does every single person I meet feel the need to ask me if its just like an episode of The Office and if we have an office in Scranton?
I googled my name just to make sure there wasn't anything too embarrassing out there. Majority of the links were senators, teachers, doctors, and others doing "good deeds in the community" that had my name. The only ones that were me were my Myspace, Facebook, and LinkedIn profiles. Thanks google for making me feel inadequate.
My parents are coming to visit me tomorrow for a week. This leaves me with the awful dilemma...give them my childhood twin bed w/ the pull out in my guest room, or my bed which I've hooked up in?
Biggest disappointment ever...I meet a hot guy through friends, who talked him up big and thought we'd hit it off. I go to dinner with said hot guy and he ends up acting more like a child than my 6 yr old nephew. For goodness sakes he played with his food, sang show tunes, and made spitballs. I think I need new friends.
Whenever I ship something and click on the Tracking button...it always amazes me to see the path it took. Like since when is Santa Fe, Denver, AND Louisville between Tampa and Memphis?
Out of the 4 elevators we have in my building, every day I get the one with the doors that are VERY slow to open. And for some reason, every time I try to leave too quick causing me to a) nail my shoulder on the half open door and b) curse out the door like it was the door's fault that I now have a shooting pain in my arm! It really should learn to open faster!
When I go to a class at the gym, I really don't like walking in and seeing the instructor is a bigger woman than me...even if its all muscle. I'm not going to take your class at 5am and kill myself in the process if thats the end result! Give me the size 0, rock hard abs chick...its better advertising for what you could look like too.
The three kindergartners in the Mastercard back to school commercial have more rhythm than any guy I'll see out at the bar on a Saturday night.
I just found out that my project was completely wrong due to initial information that was given to me being wrong. I did everything I was suppose to (working late and weekends for 3 weeks) and now its gone to waste and I have to start over again tomorrow...FRIDAY. Screw you Mr. "Its not 5 yet, you can't leave", I'm going to the bar so I can be good and hungover tomorrow and actually be the one at fault this time if its screwed up. I mean I pay for it either way! Yeah, I need liquor.
I kind of get sad when my phone has been away from me all day and, when I check it in the afternoon, I have no missed calls or texts.
I took my first spin class this morning. I was prepared for the increasingly sore legs throughout the day due not setting foot in a gym in months. I was NOT prepared for the sore ass from those stupid seats! They should come with a warning!
Why do microwaveable meals still say "Heat for 2 minutes; rotate 1/4 turn. Heat additional 2 minutes"? Don't 99% of microwaves have the glass turn table inside?
My friend is a 24 yr old college grad living at home w/ her parents and working part time. I'm not sure if I think she's lazy or I'm envious.
I know I'm addicted to this site now that I use ruminate in everyday language. The people I'm talking to have no idea what I'm saying b/c they don't know about the site (and I prefer to keep it that way so I can continue to talk about them).
Just got an email saying the Travel Channel wants to do a piece on an after hours dive bar in our town and they want to make sure its packed like on weekends...at 6pm on Thursday. I'm sorry, but I only go there at 4am on Saturdays to dance on your 'Satuday Night Fever' light up dance floor, spin around on the stripper poles, and play the random drum set. Not at 6 on a Thursday. I'm afraid to see what it looks like in the daylight!
Throughout the day I use to check Yahoo! News and CNN to pass the time. Now I figure I can just get all the important stuff right here...somebody will ruminate about it eventually.
My mom just sent me a link to dating advice from The Oprah Winfrey Show. Does that scream "you're 26, single for 4 years, and no prospects" much? Thanks mom. I'm putting you into a nursing home sooner than you think!
Nothing is much more embarrassing that getting in your car with you very conservative boss (of the opposite sex) to go to lunch and have Saving Abel's "Addicted" song blaring "..to everything you do when you're going down on me...". You really can't turn off the radio fast enough.
If I hate the heel of a loaf of bread and never eat it, then why do I always leave it in the bag to get in the way whenever I want to make a sandwich instead of just throwing it away?
Its a triple red bull kind of afternoon. Now if only there was vodka in it....
Dear Chik-fil-A: You are a fast food establishment. You may be the Lexus of fast food, but fast food none the less. You make chicken biscuits...its your specialty. How the hell do you run out for 10 minutes during the breakfast rush?! They don't even take that long to make! Sincerely, CFA Addicts
I just used the phrases "out of whack" and "good to go" in an email to our Director.
We're about to switch to a new system at my company and everyone's worried about the data being wrong. At least it won't be my fault for a while!
Eavesdropping on the secretary pays off again! Secretary to facility services person on phone: "My boss needs to have his keyboard tray that slides under his desk moved to his new office...because you know he's so short."
Damn it! I have a fear of going to sleep with the dryer running. I started reading ruminations after throwing a load in the wash and I didn't hear it finish almost an hour ago! Now I'm tired, feel like shit from a Tuesday night 80s music drunkfest and working 12+ hrs today and my clothes still have to dry for 45 minutes! Damn you ruminations!
When you call me looking for some annual information for 2008 that my predecessor gave you last year for 2007, please don't keep saying "well can you send the same information you sent last year?". I didn't do it woman! My predecessor sucks at life and I have no clue what numbers you're looking for! Can you give me a little more to work with here?
People are going to start having a hard time running for political office with myspace, facebook, and now ruminations.com. Think about it, in election 2028 you'll see pics plastered on the news of the candidates doing keg stands, hooking up with random people, and news correspondents commenting "We uncovered a post from ruminations.com that he posted back in 2008 claiming he never worked, was always hungover and mastered the Alt+tab feature." Just another reason for me not to run for president!
I sit by a secretary and I swear I hear the strangest things come out of her mouth. She just asked someone if they wanted her to send something V.I.A. email. She spelled via out. Seriously?
Why does my boss feel the need to call me when I'm literally 5 feet from his office and I can hear every single word clearly if I put the phone down? Sometimes I want to hang up and just talk and see if he notices. Then again, I like my paycheck.
Why are the lights ALWAYS off in CSI episodes? Wouldn't flipping the switch work better than your tiny flashlight?
Why do I find it completely acceptable for a Friday happy hour to last from 6 until 4am...10 hours, but I find it to be the most cruel and inhumane punishment to expect me to stay for a full 8 hours at work?
I went to the store earlier to buy groceries and as I was checking out, I felt like a kid. All I had was Chef Boyardee, Easy Mac, Coke, chips, hot dogs and tater tots. Then I felt like an adult again as I swiped my store's VIP card and got excited for the discount on their gas b/c I spent so much money.
Is it acceptable to tell a friend who you know gets blindingly drunk all the time "hey...I didn't forget your birthday, I just figured you wouldn't remember if I called, so I decided to wait a couple days"?
It is NOT okay when I'm eating lunch with a coworker and you see my company ID for you to come up and talk to me if I don't know you. I work in a company of thousands of people in this city...no I don't know your friend's brother-in-law's cousin's girlfriend's aunt. And you're just CREEPY when you email me two hours later saying "oh, I saw your name on your ID and I thought I'd introduce myself" b/c my company's email addresses are my.name@company.com! That is just not right! Why would you think it is?!?!
I have a feeling next Tuesday will be the least productive day in September. Its the first day back to work after a long three day deabuchery filled weekend along with the kick off of college football. I'm already looking forward to reading everyone's ruminations next week! Is that sad?
I switched jobs back in May. The girl that took my place sends me this email that says "I've identified a few errors that need to be cleaned up from back in January. Any suggestions you have would be great." Am I allowed to respond: "Its your job now. You've identified the issues that I missed. What the fuck else do you want me to do? Pat you on the back?"
Unless you're Karo, should you really be ending your rumination with "Fuck me."? Isn't that basically saying you think you have something super funny to say, but you couldn't come up with an original way to end it?
My friend just mass emailed a bunch of coworkers asking if anyone wanted to start training for a half marathon and one chick replied to all saying "oh yeah!". My reply...."If you ever need someone to have girls night with, dance like a fool at a random bar, cry about your bf to, or gossip about other people...give me a call. I believe every friend has a particular purpose in your life. I've accepted mine."
It's almost 10 here and I've consumed more caffene and carbs than any one person should, yet I'm still hungover in my cube. Exactly why did shots, drink, and dancing like an idiot to every possible 80's song seem like a good idea for a Tuesday night?
At least I feel like I'm in good company here!
Ever get the feeling when you upload a new picture to your profile and it is "processing" Karo's sitting somewhere on his laptop saying "hmmmmm...she's hot, maybe I'll hook up with her after the show in her city"? Or..."oh hell no, I need to stay away from that town".
Why is it that it 1) monsoons right at 5 o'clock when its been freaking sunny all day and 2) its the first time in a week you've left your umbrella in your car b/c you thought it was going to rain on your way home yesterday?
Does anyone else's company block websites and give you the "big red hand"??? Apparently I'm on this site too much, b/c I'm already getting it whenever I click "gourmet this"! Hell, even facebook and myspace took months to block! A couple of weeks in and I'm already being deprived of portions of an awesome site that I use to make the hours go by during a slow period (or to procrastinate during the busy ones!).
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