Ruminations
There's nothing more annoying then when someone in the class is taking notes with a squeaky pencil.
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I only use about 40% of the buttons on my T.V. clicker. The other buttons, I'm assuming, is either for decoration or to take up the remaining room on the remote control
Hairdressers do more than just cut hair. They also specialize in the art of listening and advice giving and act as your best friend, life coach,and personal stylist, all while making you look your best.
Just like we do to our parents, one day, our kids are going to be making fun of the size of our computers and cars.
I'm always a little sceptical of stores that don't have online websites.
I think it's about time that they start making silent lawnmowers.
I don't understand the skittles commercials. At all.
Ever since my friends started using the "Stalker Check" on facebook, I have been really paranoid about checking my usual stalkees profile's. I really don't want to be tagged on another "stalker list" again
The other day a friend asked me to go on AIM so that we could talk. Wait. AIM still exists?
No matter how slow and careful I am, because I'm right handed, the nailpolish on the right hand will never be neat.
They need to invent a machine that can flatten out crumpled dollar bills.
Everyone has that one song that they can use to describe their current relationship situation at the moment.
Why is there a globe on the front of the USA Today newspaper?
Why are utensils that are gold or plastic still considered silverware?
I hate when a commercial for an up and coming episode of a certain show comes on and it looks to be the most exciting and dramatic show ever. Only to find out that what i thought was going to happen, didn't, and all of the drama was over in 2 seconds
When I tell you that my story is "too long", it's not normally because it's long at all. I just don't feel like telling you and would appreciate it if you stop telling me that you "have time" because I sure as hell don't.
There's nothing more embarrassing then going to the grocery store and having the cute bag boy bag your groceries. Although I know that it's normal to buy personal items there, I would prefer that he didn't see me buying toilet paper and tampons.
So today I learned that Billy Mays died. I'll bet you any amount of money that he died from one of his products. Faulty hamburger press, perhaps? Or maybe his Samurai Shark accidentally went haywire?
I hate that potato chip companies fill only half of the bag of chips. They want to save money? Either buy smaller bags or make my profit worthwhile and fill up the whole bag! It's really not that hard.
I find it very funny how characters in sitcoms always know to pause for laughter when the "audience" laughs. Way to make the show a lot more believable...
Why is breakfast considered the most important meal of the day? Plenty of people skip it worldwide every single day, but yet, you don't hear many people saying how they skipped dinner. So then why isn't dinner the most important meal?
There's nothing more awkward then being on a date, trying to figure out what to order for dinner. Should you eat light and get something that's less expensive or should you order something heavier? Plus, you worry your date'll judge your food choice
I've discovered that it's possible to do the hand jive, while staying at the same speed and hitting each beat, to the song "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne.
I base who I want to win reality shows by who's the most good-looking.
How is a breakup ever mutual?? Do both parties really decide that on the EXACT same day at that EXACT same moment that they want to end things?! I think a mutual breakup is just code for "You got dumped!"
If you're going to go grocery shopping without a list, you better damn make sure that you and your shopping cart are pulled off to the side; otherwise Im going to ram into you. I don't have time to wait while you figure out where the paper towels are
There are two types of people in this world: Those who say a-i-m and those who say aim.
Over the course of my lifetime, I've eat hundreds, maybe even thousands, of skittles. I still have absolutely no idea what a rainbow tastes like...
You know the signs on restaurant doors: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with no pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
Why is it that every time i'm eating, people think it's ok to just help themselves to my food?? If i wanted you to eat it, i would of said so. Otherwise, get your freaking hands off of my food before i bite you!!!
The only reason that I go to a library is to avoid paying an insane amount of money for 1 book. The only problem is that I forget that I borrowed the book, and end up paying more in late fees then I normally would if I just bought it in the 1st place.
There's nothing more awkward then walking towards someone you know, but not all that well. Do you smile and say hi? Or do you act distracted and pretend that you don't see them? Either way, you're either making a fool. of youself or being a real jerk
I don't care if diet coke gives me a heart attack, cancer, or even ends the world! I'm still going to drink it... everyday... with every meal. Please stop telling me that it's not good for me.
