Ruminations
"Mc" is the best insulting connector. See that girl over there? Fisty McSlutsaround. That dude? Fatty McFatass.
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Is it just me, or do all the comparisons of real driving and Mario Kart scare the shit out of you?
The fast food place I decide to go to depends on the degree of difficulty I have texting the name to people I'm meeting for lunch. Burger King always wins.
Thinking about changing my name to Scott Tolen, just to see the reactions when I sign credit slips "S. Tolen".
Leaving military life is such a big change, now I have to call civilians, "people".
Anything that helps me be more lazy makes me happy.
Is it me or does Cherry flavored Pez look like Pepto Bismol?
You know a relationship is going well when you both parties forget the 3-month anniversary and neither one give a shit.
Ever look at people around you and wonder what kind of music they listen to when they're having sex? I see this nerdy couple around and I always think "Hardcore Gangster Rap".
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