Ruminations
Men should work together to institute "man period" days every month so they can be as emotional as they want and not get blamed for it.
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Is it easier to get out of a traffic ticket if you work at Dunkin Donuts?
It's just not fair when I am legitimately trying to read what a girl's shirt says and they assume I'm staring at their chest.
There is no opportune time to leave the room during the Super Bowl.
I don't know which is worse: the first sip of coffee that burns all of your taste buds, or the last sip of coffee that is cold and gross.
Some people were just not meant to wear Under Armour.
The worst teachers are not the dull ones, the long-winded ones, or the mean ones. No, the worst teachers are the ones that won't round your grade up from an 89.9 to a 90.
Having two foreign language classes back-to-back is confusing as hell.
Twilight has done two things: ruined my name and made picking friends a lot easier. "Hi, my name is Cullen." "Oh! Like Edward Cullen?!" "No. Goodbye."
It is proven that screaming and swearing whenever you die in a video game will improve your performance. At least, that's what I tell myself.
I believe it should be socially acceptable to purposefully run into someone without apologizing if they are walking on the wrong side of the stairs.
Whenever I try to catch raindrops in my mouth, I usually end up catching a lot more of them in my eyes.
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