Username:
Jennifer
Profile Link: http://www.ruminations.com/Jennifer
Gender: Chick
Location: Canal Fulton, Ohio (don't act like you've never heard of it)
Hometown: Many Places, Ohio
College: Walsh University (GO DIVISION 42!!!!)
Profile Link: http://www.ruminations.com/Jennifer
Gender: Chick
Location: Canal Fulton, Ohio (don't act like you've never heard of it)
Hometown: Many Places, Ohio
College: Walsh University (GO DIVISION 42!!!!)
About Me: I am a 28 year old teacher. I teach high school kids...elementary kids would never get my fucked-up humor. (Is fucked-up supposed to be hyphenated?) I am married. I actually love being married...I always have a guy to buy me drinks at the bar!!! I'm freaking out about turning 30...I keep thinking that I should be attending grad school or procreating or something...but life now is just too good... My profile picture was taken at a 1980's prom-themed New Year's party. You like the "There's Something About Mary" hair? That's my husband bending me over. I like to think that this picture says it all...
What the fuck is up with the "self-checkout"??? If I ever were to use the self-checkout, I'd want a discount. Like, if it takes me 10 minutes to check out, and a cashier makes $8 per hour, than I want whatever that 10 minutes equates to in the form of a discount. I didn't graduate summa cum laude to check out my own fucking ground beef and not get a discount...and half the time the damn thing wants you to put something in the bag when there is already something in the bag...
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Why the FUCK does every customer service department of every credit card I own reside in India?!?! And when are the customer service reps going to understand that I know full well that their name is not Kevin Costner or Marilyn Monroe???
We are deep in the throes of wedding season...so here's my beef: when did it become socially acceptable to have 49 different ways to celebrate your wedding??? Engagement parties, rehearsals for the bridal party "rock the reception" dance, morning-after-wedding-breakfasts, pre-wedding festivities that include requiring the wedding party to arrive at your house the day before the wedding at noon to do lunch and allow the bride even more time to revel in her bridezilla glory...it's like a year-long celebration of someone's "special day"!!!
You know those people at your alma matter that solicit alumni to donate? I think they should have a file that denotes what your major was while you were in college...for instance, they should clearly be able to see that I was an education major, and realize that the probability of getting a donation from me is extremely low. However, I'm sure there are some pre-law kids out there or finance majors who are just itching to contribute...
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