Ruminations
My parents always wonder why their juice and soda goes so outrageously fast whenever I come home to visit, thank god they haven't figured out the concept of a chaser.
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Things I will never own due to my acquisition of a cell phone and the internet: The yellow pages, a land line, a paper map, a wrist watch that i rely on to tell time, a flashlight, TV guide(or any other hard copy newspaper subscription for that matter), letter stationary and stamps,a physical address book, Magazine/DVD based porn, and I'm sure many other things my parents couldn't dream a functioning world without.
granted whenever nothing goods on and I just channel surf and end up on E or animal planet, but I still cant help wondering what the hell it is kim kardashian really does and why she's no different from any random very-tall-but-stacked-in-the-right-way white girl that you see at the bar but pass over because she's pretty, but you know you could never pull off taking home because your just not that large
Put me in a blind taste test and I could ID coke and pepsi ten out of ten times, even hammered, but for the life of me I cant tell the difference between mountain dew and vault. Someone should be sued.
What the hell is with gum companies coming out with alcohol inspired flavors such as 'mint mojito' and 'sangria fresca'? I chew gum to get the taste of alcohol OUT of my mouth, not to add fuel to the fire
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