Ruminations
The Olympics... where the world puts aside it's political hatred and exchanges it for athletic hatred.
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We live in a society where tolerance is expected, and all people are to be treated equally... unless you smoke cigarettes. Then you don't matter.
Remember when video game commercials would show footage from the game they were promoting instead of a minute long CGI cut scene?
The only time a man finds facial hair itchy is the twenty four hours after he says "I can go one more day without shaving."
If Johnny Depp is in your movie and not the first name you mention in the credits, you waive the right to complain when every person in the world walks up and slaps you in the face without saying a word.
Being divorced has both ups and downs. Down: I actually have to work to get laid. Up: I haven't seen a single Happy Potter movie since the first one.
If Red Bull had existed back in the day, "A Nightmare On Elm Street" would have been very boring.
My computer can hardly handle the TRON trailer, let alone have something that awesome going on inside it.
I had a forty five minute talk with a co worker today about hot water heaters and furnaces. Now I have to go and have a major night of drinking to remind myself I"m still young.
Listening to music in a crappy car stereo while driving is better than listening to music in a several hundred dollar system while sitting in a couch any day of the week.
If I go to a friends house and they have a square television as opposed to a wide screen, I feel like I've gone back in time.
It only takes one terrible worker to turn everybody at the workplace against each other.
Batman dresses in all black so he can hide in the dark when being shot at. Then he buys a young child, dresses him in bright yellow/red and sends him in first.
I was about to go to bed, then I saw Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on TV. Damnit, now I have to stay awake for another two hours.
The day the human race is able to have sex with robots with no effort is the day the human race ceases to exist.
Do the "Need A New Computer Dance". Take a step to the left, then wait for your processor to catch up. Take a step to the right, then wait for your processor to catch up. Now wait through the freeze, wait through the freeze, wait through the freeze.
As long as you have a white russian in your hand, your name is The Dude. No arguments allowed.
If you tell me you have a Wii I'm going to assume you have children under the age of 13. Or are at least trying to lure them into your home.
Eventually, there comes a time in every gamers life where they decide "This is as far as I go, this is the last console I buy." Be prepared to hear why.
If there's a contest where I fill out an online form, I am there. But if I have to send an e-mail to somebody then I'm out. Copy/paste is way too much work for free stuff.
I've always wanted to jump into a pool from the roof of a house.
Most people who say "Final Fantasy VII" is the definitive Final Fantasy have not played any of the others.
When was the last time you watched "The Crow"? Unless your answer is "I'm watching in right now." you need to reassess the situation.
There's always a point during a date where you realize things aren't going to work out AND you're not going to get laid. Usually at this point, I begin talking about video games and comic books to see how long they will stick around.
At what point did we decide it was okay for the ads at the bottom of the screen during shows are allowed to take up half the screen?
Next time I sneak beer into a bar, I'll check to see if they sell that brand before opening it.
There are kids who can legally drink in bars who don't know a world without The Simpsons in it.
Those "Buy American" stickers you see on everybodys car? Made in Japan!
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